Reality Check!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saw a billboard that said:

Need help?

Call Jesus.

1-800-005-3787


So I did








and a Mexican showed up with a tow truck!

We are here to help people.................................... :beerchug:

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Thats pretty good.

 

Rotglmao!!!

 

So your brother-in-law was wanting the keys again?

 

hahahahahahahahahahahaha...niiiiiiiiiice! hahahahaha

 

see? thats why i like you people, always willing to lend a hand. now, all i have to do is ween you all of coronas...come on over and we will drink some modelos!

 

Bro, MODELO NEGRO is the best beer out there, "PERIOD"!:beerchug:

 

Yea, I told him that I left them hanging on your fruity loopy sausage flavored lower back piercing!!!!!!!!!!! I told him not to look down when he gets the keys. Those two old wrinkled flabby pillows are best seen in the dark!

 

no doubt.

 

i suppose they were there to repo your car ryan?????

 

I have a Mexican gold card to get me out of any repo type actions! The only problem is the gold card doesn't have my name on it, but none the less I will use it until some A-Hole ask me for my ID! Then I will have to explain why my card says, "YOUR NAME GOES HERE"! Oh, chit I grabbed the wrong card, I'll be right back...................:zorro::stupid:

 

The original card has the car's owner's name on it... AKA Mrs. Ryan...

 

Actually I still have the card number, expiration date and secret three (3) number code on the back for some "HONKEY" idiot named Gilbert!!!! :tropicalwind:

 

Oh wait... that was Momo I was talking about... ya, that's it...

 

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ya, that's right you :censored:.

 

Past my bedtime... I mean, er, gotta go put the kids to bed!

 

SWEET "EQ" dreams pops! Remember I left your VIAGARA in the second dresser draw next to MOMO's toys and RICK's special salsa :supergay: