Either cold or nervous or just fidgety. If anything, get a jacket so you have a less pervy looking place to put your hands. I know, makes too much sense.
...depends on if it bothers you. Sometimes you just think better while holding onto your junk. Like Al on Married with Children. Noid, is that the same speach as in the first pics?
So is there an officially recognized Church o' Ron yet? Considering how everything he does gets documented and eyeballed.