ONE-POINT DARES 1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you. 2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace. 3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way". 4. Walk sideways to the photocopier. 5. While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the doors open. 6. When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you. 7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..." 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected sigh. 10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen. 11. Run 3 laps around the office. THREE-POINT DARES 1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with double-barreled fingers. 2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle. 3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting. 4. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''. 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access any pornography web sites. FIVE-POINT DARES 1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself). 2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times. 3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as"Dave". 4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two". 5. Call someone in the office, when they answer, say "I really can't talk right now I am very busy." 6. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour. 7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!" 8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again!" 9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." 10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash each biscuit with your fist. 11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door. 12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 13. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
Dave...can i get a copy of that... but my name is ja DAVE!...I DONT HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SHINANAGANS!!!!!!! hahahhahahaha
ONE-POINT DARES 1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you. Done it!!!! :rofl: 2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace. I accually have a discusted look on my fact and my eye twiches... oop: 3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way". Done that last week and no one even noticed. :dumb: 4. Walk sideways to the photocopier. I walk backwards to the copier and no one even notices 5. While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the doors open. :rofl: i like pushing all the buttons and pushing my co workers back in. izza: 6. When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you. :rofl: done that!!!! 7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..." OMFG I did that a few months ago my wife almost killed me:worthy: 8. Don't use any punctuation. I think that most of us dont 9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected sigh. :hmm: 10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen. :hmm: 11. Run 3 laps around the office. we accually have races here in our building...:flowers: THREE-POINT DARES 1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with double-barreled fingers. :rofl::woot: 2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle. :rofl: gotta remember that one!!! 3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting. Done evey day!!! :rofl: 4. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''. one of the other guys here does that :grin: 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. Ooooh!!!! Ive done that like every 6 months :worthy: 6. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access any pornography web sites. :rofl::rofl::hmm::worthy: thats a good one!!! FIVE-POINT DARES 1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself). LMAO!!!! :usflag::salut: 2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times. I wish our building had light switches our crap is on a timer... 3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as"Dave". :hmm::rofl: 4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two". :rofl2::worthy: i can only imagine the looks :rofl: 5. Call someone in the office, when they answer, say "I really can't talk right now I am very busy." :hmm: 6. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour. :hmm::rofl: 7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!" :rofl::hmm:izza: 8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again!" :rofl::worthy: 9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." :rofl: 10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash each biscuit with your fist. :what: 11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door. LMAO ive done it!!!! and was called in to the office later :rofl: 12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. :rofl: done it!!! 13. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.[/QUOTE] izza:
