"Need help?!?"

I saw a billboard today that said:

"Need help? Call Jesus."
1-800-005-3787

...Out of curiosity I did.

A Mexican showed up with a tow truck.

 

http://desmoines.citysearch.com/profile/3262099/?brand=smx_yp-nc

Dude I think he used to mow my lawn-LOL

 

ROFL :rofl:

 

Do they have grass in Texas! I thought you guys had the wonderful rock front yards like they do in Arizona & Nevada.

 

Was it really a tow truck or a converted Ford Pinto with a hook welded to the rear bumper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Fixed :dancing::clap:

 

LMFAO no it was a Ford Fistiva with racing stripes and 13in dations with a makeshift tow hook

 

:rofl:

 

I think we smoke more of it than mow it:rofl2:

It was all good until he showed up one day with this shirt on

 

So now I sport my own shirt