My new truck...

Discussion in 'The SRTConnection Lounge' started by 1bad4dr, Dec 9, 2009.

  1. 1bad4dr

    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    I bought a new GM
    and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.
    The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

    'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.

    The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

    'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'
    came from the speakers.

    Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant
    ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
    I drove away happy, and for the next few days,
    every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'
    I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
    'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

    Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
    and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.

    I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'

    Immediately the radio responded with,
    "Ladies and gentlemen,
    The President of The
    United States

    Damn I love this truck...
     
  2. StevoSRT

    StevoSRT Moderator

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    now thasss funny raight there!
     
  3. vinnysrt8

    vinnysrt8 Full Access Member

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    thats good
     
  4. TNCHARGER

    TNCHARGER Moderator

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    Lol....
     
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    NOTPAID4 Platinum Supporting Member

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    NOW, that is funny!!!! LOL
     
  6. loxmith

    loxmith Recovering Post Whore...

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    :rofl:
     
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    Cygnus Platinum Supporting Member

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    LOL!!! That was great!
     
  8. Speedy

    Speedy Blown by Speedlogix

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    Rewright of the old story about Michael Jacksson, but still great!
     
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    SMosher Silver Supporting Members

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    SRT666 Platinum Supporting Member

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    He he he he. That was funny!