Momo vs. Ryan

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  1. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Ryan: Driving a Buick LeSabre
    Me: Driving a Ford Explorer

    It occurred about 2 weeks ago. We're at a light, I attempt a brake stand with the mighty 6 cylinder Ford SUV... the Explorer shutters and vibrates... but no rear wheel spin...

    GREEN!

    I jump a car length and then pull on Ryan as his GM screams in a failed attempt to catch me.

    I pulled a good car length on him and held it, despite the fact my vehicle weighs a few hundred pounds more and is a 6 cylinder SUV.

    Momo 2, Ryan 0

    *I say 2 because a female coworker spanked Ryan in his 300 while she was driving my Charger a few months back. Just thought I'd mention that race again for old time's sake.
     
  2. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    Let me get my PREDATOR installed and we will take care of business on the 26th or sooner if your wife will allow you out of the house and all the dog shit is picked up.................................:moon:
     
  3. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    OK. So should I drive, or should our coworker who's first race ever was the one in which she beat you?!?!

    Let's Dance, bytch! :dance2:
     
  4. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    Bring your high heels and the wig I like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:aggressive:
     
  5. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Better bring some windex too... your windshield's gonna need it...
     
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    oh jesus christ....this is gonna be a cluster puck of gayness hahahaha...there might be a race too....
     
  7. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    Steby,

    You do know RED is our official color! :supergay: What color is your hot vibrating muscle.................................................of a car?
     
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    Quick Mgmt. - I can't help you

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    You bought a Predator for your Buick LeSabre?
     
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    does this mean im like the mascot of the EQ or something? hahaha :drunk:
     
  10. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Yep.
     
  11. LegMaker

    LegMaker LMI - LegMakerIntakes

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    this story reminds me of the scene in days of thunder when they race the rentals.......
     
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    Stretch Silver Supporting Members

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    Funny how both the wives had their cars (SRT's)... and Ryan and Momo had their vehicles for the day.
     
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    LegMaker LMI - LegMakerIntakes

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    can you imagine what the wives were doing....
     
  14. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Oh, they weren't 'our' cars, per se.

    My wife has three races under her belt. All wins, BTW. HA!!!
     
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    Kevan SRT-10 Owner

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    Fixed.
    :grin:
     
  16. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    Yes, along with a MOPAR CAI, Zoomers exhaust, tinted the windows, bought the SRT engraved racing pedals and put stickers on the underside of my trunck! Oh, chit wait that is MOMO, I'm getting confused with the Buick and Jason's stock ride!
     
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    Stretch Silver Supporting Members

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    Those stickers are good for at least 5 RWHP!
     
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    wow....... she has more wins than you......:prop:
     
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    Stretch Silver Supporting Members

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