MMP Blowout sale...

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  1. Stretch

    Stretch Silver Supporting Members

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    That's right people... Mother Mopar Performance is haveing it's weekly blow-out special....

    You've seen us in the past...

    You know of our performance gains...

    You trust our quality....

    Special this week is the 4 X 4 Neon package...

    Limited quantities available...

    24 Hour Very Limited Warranty included!
     
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    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    Is that Neon the same one that handed MOMO his ass the other night going down Olympic Parkway!
     
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    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    No Ryan, it isn't. This is our Neon-Jeep Hybrid package. We're also working on a do it yourself kit to bore out the engine to 5.7L. :tropicalwind:
     
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    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    We, who the hell is "WE"! Do you even own any tools or just rolls of Aluminum Foil? Bryce's plastic tools don't count..............:drugs:
     
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    Hey.... he has a battery powered drill that works... most of the time... lay off!
     
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    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Hey check your PM...

    *someone go to the political forum and pull up one of Ryan's posts, and let me know if he still has a yellow card on the bottom right of his posts... that's his most recent demerit I gave him about 2 minutes ago, just for the hell of it.
     
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    Don't know about his yellow card... but his green one expires next week!
     
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    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    Yes, that's right the Super Rick "Y" Headed Life Like add on with MOMO's teeth marks.
     
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    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    ROTGLMAO! Oh man... Drew is BACK in form!
     
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    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    Keep it up "HONKEY TONK" and you will be paying for all of next year's x-mas gifts...................Remember who has your CC # bytch!
     
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    It's maxed out from last years X-Mas anyway...Lol!
     
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    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    I can wait a few months to start using it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Maybe in March I can get my suspension !!!
     
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    Even if someone else was paying for it... you couldn't get permission!
     
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    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Good one. I can hear it now, Honey dear my love can I get...............:tomato:

    Jason kiss my :moon:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:laser:

    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    Jason's creaping around the corner of your cubicle about now!
     
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    Will you gentlemen be producing any of your fine products for the Jeep any time soon? I sure would like to get me some of those excellent modifications. :unsure:
     
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    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    You know, Drew was talking about re-adapting our blower and twin turbo setup for your AWD specifications. Have you seen our "catalog"?
     
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    How do I get me one of these said "catalogs" you speak of?
     
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    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    Be very careful with the catalog, especially if MOMO sends you the one with pictures.......................................:hypno: