Minivan bench racing

Alright Milan, you donkey lovin' hermaphadite spankin' monkeyboy, we jacked that other thread long enough, time to settle our minivan differences right here!! Show me what you got you friggin fruit loop canadian mounty wounty turd, lol!! A pontiac?!?! Give me a break you loser, you couldn't beat yourself with that thing. Oh wait, maybe you could, hahahahhahahahhaa!!!! :rofl2:

Alright, I've laid down the gauntlet, whata ya got there mounty boy??

(sorry everyone but he's just been pushing me today!)

 

Yea, notice how also he's convienently NOT online anymore?? He's been on all day, right up to the point when I posted this. He's probably out spit shinning his pecker right now that homo!!

 

PLEASE!!! But let's save it for later, keep it ready though! :thumb2:

 

Just the kinda of chickenshiat response I'd expect from a friggin mounty ... all talk and no show. YOU LOSER!! What are ya, French?!?! Hahhahahahhahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

 

:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

OMGLMFAO, I just spit up all over my computer, good one bro!

Now THAT'S the kind of reply I was looking for, not that limp wristed "battle of wits" crap!! Alright, you have now gotten some respect back from me you slack jawed open azzed sodomite but, BUT, till we actually race and I whoooop your well used heiney (you pansies up north like it in the south right) I don't want to hear anymore garbage about your Pontiac mini-whatchamacallit being all that and more, you got that buttmunch?? :moon:

(I'm still laughing, that's the kind of reply from you I've been waiting all day for!! Do me again mountyboy!!!!! :bottom

 

Thank ya bro, my thoughts EXACTLY!! What a buttmonkey :supergay:

 

Oh milan, hahahahhaahaa, too frickin funny bro, this is why I started this thread, for a good laugh! In fact, that's why I joined the C, for a good time (just remember YOU invited me, hahahhahahaa!!)!! Markus knows we're just yankin each others chains I'm sure, he's probably just confused why two idiot monkeyboys are fighting over who's minivan is faster!!! :bang:

Hey Milan, here's a thought. How would you like to be an honorary member of the Village Idiots, kinda like Chris is an honorary member of the EQ. Whata ya think? I'll have to clear it with the other VIs first but I'm sure they'll say yes. Now even as just an honorary memeber you'd still have to put a line in your sig and you'd still have to attend the meetings (there easy, once a month we all get together, drop to our knees and worship stevo's azz ... Markus is always first). Whata ya think you whore mongering, white trash talking, donkey loving, monkey playing, hermaphadite spanking buttboy??

 

Oh, almost forgot milan. The difference between a Odyssey and a Hedgehog is that one goes in your driveway, the other goes in your AZZ you sodomite!!! But then you already knew that didn't you buttboy?? :supergay: