Pedro Was Driving Down The Street In A Sweat Because He Had An Important Meeting And Couldn't Find A Parking Place. Looking Up Toward Heaven, He Said "lord, Take Pity On Me. If You Find Me A Parking Place I Will Go To Mass Every Sunday For The Rest Of My Life And Give Up Tequila." Miraculously, A Parking Place Appeared. Pedro Looked Up Again And Said, "never Mind. I Found One."
LOL! Didn't know Ryan even went to church! Although he does scream out Momo's name once in a while...
My name isn't the Lord, you blasphemous swine. Ryan's EQ shirt is sitting on his chair... waiting for him to get his lazy ass into work... yes... it's 9:42 AM, and Ryan is NOT at work yet!
Look whose talking! Hasn't done a dam thing all day and just left the office at 1500. WTF Chuck! Should I even answer to this ROOKIE in my group that is known as "CARTMAN"!
