MEXICAN GENIE A Mexican lady was walking along the bank of the L.A. River when she stumbled upon an old empty cerveza bottle. She picked it up, rubbed it, and SNAP!!!, a Genie appeared. > She talked with him awhile then the Genie told her he would grant her ONE wish. > She said to the Genie, "I heard from mi prima that I could get three wishes if I ever found a Genie." > The Genie then said, "Oh no, sorry, esa. Three-wish genies are story-tale myth. > I'm a ONE-WISH Genie, Uno, no mas! So...que quieres?" > The lady didn't hesitate. She said, "I want Peace in the Middle East . See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all theArabs to love Jews and Gringos and > I want all the Jews and Gringos to love the Arabs. It will bring world peace and harmony." she continued. The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Orale! > BE REASONABLE!.....Those fools have a pedo that goes back thousands ofyears, chale! I'm out of shape after being in that bottle for five hundred years. I'm good, but NOT THAT GOOD!!! I don't think it can be done. > PLEASE make another wish and please be reasonable." The lady thought for a minute and said,"Well, I've never been able to find the right man. > I want a Mexican boyfriend....You know, one that DOESN'T DRINK ALCOHOL, nice y fun, likes cumbias, and helps with cleaning la casa. I want him to be great in bed and gets along con mi familia, and is FAITHFUL and doesn't throw chingasos at me. > That's what I wish for....a good Mexican man!" > The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his cabeza and said, "Chingada vieja!!!........... > Let me see that pinchi map again!"
