FASCINATE ... . . A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fasc inate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascina te, not fascinating". Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the w ord "fascinate." Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been b urned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he coul d damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight." The teacher sat down & cried
