Learning to Cuss

A 6-year-old and 4-year-old are
upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year-old
"I think it's about time we started cussing."


The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.
The 6-year-old continues, "When we
go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say
something with 'ass.'


The 4-year-old agrees with enthusiasm.

When their mother walks into the kitchen
and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell
Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles
across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with
his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.


She locks him in his room and shouts,
"You can stay in there until I let you out."

She then comes back downstairs, looks at
the 4-year-old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for
breakfast, young man?"


I don't know," he blubbers,
"but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios."