Larry the cable guy!!!!!!!!!

The wisdom of Larry the cable guy......

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. (MOMO)

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. (DREW)

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark? (MOE!)

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?' (HAL)

22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. (MOMO)

24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

 

Those are funny. I think Larry the Cable Guy is the funniest of the whole bunch.

 

z-man....where has your avatar been all my life?

 

Oh I see it is because I'm black. Ok I got you, :mad2:

 

You are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought you were carbon fiber........

You know you laughed MoFo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

25. Guns don't kill people, husbands that come home early do!

26. I've got three words for P.I.T.A... chiken-fried-steak!

27. I believe tomorrow is another day... And I'll probably screw that up too!

 

I am dating her for the second time now. We were together for about 4 years the first time. Then 2 1/2 years later we are trying again. Who knows?

We were messing around in the living room one morning and i snapped the picture.

 

Don't give Marky too much info. He is single now:zorro:

 

ooohh really.. i have had the same pic on my computer for 2 years.. :doh:

i put it in the nice rack thread 6 months ago..

 

Oh, really, what else have you done to the pic?:whistle: