Jesus was....

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  1. cherbear

    cherbear Supporting Member

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    There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
    1. He called everyone brother .
    2. He liked Gospel.
    3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
    1. He went into His Father's business.
    2. He lived at home until he was 33.
    3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
    1. He talked with His hands.
    2. He had wine with His meals..
    3. He used olive oil.

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
    1. He never cut His hair...
    2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
    3. He started a new religion.

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American
    Indian
    1. He was at peace with nature.
    2. He ate a lot of fish.
    3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments the Jesus was Irish:
    1. He never got married.
    2. He was always telling stories.
    3. He loved green pastures.

    But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
    1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
    2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
    didn't get it.
    3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.
     
  2. StevoSRT

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    So...your saying jesus was an American Half Irish/Half Italian black native American Jewish woman from California...

    hm...never woulda guessed...but if anyone knows jesus it would be you OOHHH (yeah that was lame but i had to say it hahaha)
     
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    :rofl: I guess I had that one coming to me.
     
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    hahah...i tried to not say it...but i had to hahaha :tooth:
     
  5. Cygnus

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    :imao: hahahahaha