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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blown-WK, Apr 1, 2008.

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  1. Apr 1, 2008 #1
    Blown-WK

    Blown-WK cherokeesrt8 survivor!

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    I just decided to do a few more datalog runs for Dave at B&G and everything was going well until I got the bright idea of swapping in a bigger nitrous jet to lean it out. Well I put it in and fired it up....pulled out on the road with no cars around and started my datalog....floored and spun the tires all the way into second...kicked straight and felt like the front wheels were off the ground (by this time I am like HOLY $HIT the jeep is flying)....shift to third and BAMMMM....CLUNK CHUUUUU CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK....motor dies and I coast off the road already sweating bullets and my face is on fire:weep:. OMG what happened....go to pop the hood and I am standing in a pool of synthetic fluid with metal chunks...omg....look under the beast and see a massive hole in the pan:weep:. I was sooooo upset and wanted to jump out in front of a car. The only thing I changed was the nitrous jet...WTF...so I pulled it back out and checked it.....I AM AN IDIOT....I was thought I was putting in a .058 nitrous jet but after looking at it closer it was an .085:angry: Thats like a 260 shot or something. I just dont have any more words right now.........
     
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  2. Apr 1, 2008 #2
    markus

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    damn dude, i dont know what to tell you
     
  3. Apr 1, 2008 #3
    1bad4dr

    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    Damn Chris.

    Well I can feel your pain man. Been there done that..

    Look on the bright side, build your motor around your mods now...

    Sorry you had to endure this...
     
  4. Apr 1, 2008 #4
    CentralTexHemi

    CentralTexHemi PUNISHER

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    Chris I sure hope this is your April fools Joke bud becasuse if it is fess up my stomach is in knots now
     
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    6.1luvr

    6.1luvr Baptized by Fire

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    Times x2
     
  6. Apr 1, 2008 #6
    Blown-WK

    Blown-WK cherokeesrt8 survivor!

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    Ok ok I just had to. I can never let these things draw out very long...lol. I am horrible at it. I have already gotten 4 calls in the last 15 minutes:towel: Rest assured all my engine internals are still where they should be.:rock: Got a dyno appt later.
     
  7. Apr 1, 2008 #7
    JMatt

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    Too easy. April fools dude.

    :rofl2:
     
  8. Apr 1, 2008 #8
    Mains

    Mains Pobody's Nerfect

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    bah on april fools... for all of you!
     
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    SRT8bby

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    yup, agreed. :harhar:
     
  10. Apr 1, 2008 #10
    1bad4dr

    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    FUGGER!!!!!!!



    lol
     
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    Mains

    Mains Pobody's Nerfect

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    next april fools joke like this the ban hammer of hate comes out!
     
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    cobrakid

    cobrakid New Member

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    I press my luck too much to post stuff like that...........might jinx myself.

    I started believing you, then I felt it was on the A F day trail.

    Glad you were just joking.
     
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    billyboys

    billyboys Full Access Member

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    I cringed just reading the first two lines...You suck...LOL..Glad to hear you were jokeing.
     
  14. Apr 1, 2008 #14
    Quick

    Quick Mgmt. - I can't help you

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    Yea, you should close the forum for a day next year. Started with Goober's crash. Even knowing it April Fool's day I've bitten on about 3 of these already (for at least a half page).

    (No, Erik, your's wasn't even believable for a second).

    This was expecially good since all the details jived. Sounded about right for a 260 shot... Jato ride and lasted to about 3rd. But I figured this one out on my own. "heh... wait a minute... Mr. Bits and Bytes, Test and Measure, makes a HUGE details error... Oh yea, another April Fool's post". Well done though.
     
  15. Apr 1, 2008 #15
    srt-4chick

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    im soooooooooo glad to hear its april fools joke but remember talk like this about an SRT can get u :banned:
     
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    CentralTexHemi

    CentralTexHemi PUNISHER

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    How much power to the rear wheels does that get:bang:
     
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    LegMaker

    LegMaker LMI - LegMakerIntakes

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    YOU AZZHOLE!!!!! i was about to puke hearing this....... just glad to hear everything is fine......fugger!!!! lol
     
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    HEMISFEAR

    HEMISFEAR Ur Friendly Canadian

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    I felt sick you buttmunch! Very happy that nothing is wrong with your rig though lol.
     
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    SRTLUVR

    SRTLUVR Detailing "Go-to" Guy

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    I fell for it too!!!! SUNNUVA BITCH!!!!
    Chase
     
  20. Apr 2, 2008 #20
    Blown-WK

    Blown-WK cherokeesrt8 survivor!

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    LOL you guys are too easy. Mine was like the third of the day already. I thought the first person to reply would call BS.
     
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