I got spanked!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by durangatang, Feb 7, 2008.

  1. HEMISFEAR

    HEMISFEAR Ur Friendly Canadian

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    I tell you guys...I'm sick. I find myself racing people in my winter beater. ...and I haven't lost yet. Now, that's sick. Ricer's beware. 3.4L's of MV power smokin all y'all asses! LOL
     
  2. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    Dang Milan, wish you were closer cause I'd take you up on that mv race! I got 4 wheels of minivan fury in an 06 Odyssey, I'll take ya!! 250 horse baby, you're mine (just let me get the kids, car seats, toys, books, clothes, cups, umbrellas, miscellaneous papers, dried up french fries and dead m&ms out first!)
     
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    HEMISFEAR Ur Friendly Canadian

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    Bahaha...you wish! This thing has more torque than I thought it would off the line...your pansy Odyssey has no torque and we'd only race light to light lol (hypothetically speaking of course) which means the Pontiac would win! :domotwak: Oh and your heavier! :yahoo:
     
  4. durangatang

    durangatang asphaultmeltingeuphoria

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    haha!! Minivan races!! Love it! I love racing people in the Durango as much as the Magnum. Although people don't usually race the magnum???
     
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    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    Ah Milan, you loser, you just have to push it don't ya. That's it, I'm coming up, I'll be there in, oh, 3 days, lol! Be looking for me, I'll be the only Odyssey you'll see with a hood scope for the supercharger on it, muuuuuuuuuuuuhahahahhahahahahahaaa!!
     
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    URToast Freed Speak

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    Yeah baby, minivan races. I gotta 04 Quest fully loaded. Momma calls it the Magic Bus. I'll take any one of you guys on with it!
     
  7. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    Hahahahaha, alright, looks like we got a 3rd Milan. BTW guys, the Odyssey is the only minivan ever to be in the Car and Driver one lap of America!! Oh yea, you guys are TOAST!!! Muuuuuuuwwwwhhhhhaaaa!!!

    (oops, sorry, kinda hijacked this thread although technically we still are talking about racing!)
     
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    markus Silver Supporting Members

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    i think tim allen has or had a custom saleen ford windstar. imagine how many bottles of giggle juice you could fit in there with stow and go seating!
     
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    8yourM5 Full Access Member

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    yea nitrous is great!
     
  10. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    John, were you using the spray vs. that 911??
     
  11. HEMISFEAR

    HEMISFEAR Ur Friendly Canadian

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    I've gotten into more races with this thing in 2 months than I've had in a year of SRT ownership...course it's way less of a heatscore when your ride takes 16 seconds to get to 60 lol...

    Bring it Monkeyboy. lol :yawn:

    Oh ya, well mine is the Pimpmobile and it's red. haha.You two imports are done like rice on a scorching frying pan. lmao.

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  12. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    Oh I'm bringin it you friggin fruit loop mounty, I'm bringin it!! (what's wrong with us, we're trying to race MINIVANS?!?!?! LOL!!!) :chair:
     
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    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    LOL! No kidding, this will probably be the slowest drag race ever recorded, hahhahahahhahhaa ... but I'm still gonna win!! :tooth:
     
  14. HEMISFEAR

    HEMISFEAR Ur Friendly Canadian

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    My car's off the road for the winter, which means I have an excuse...:cold:...withdrawals. You, on the other hand, are a 'tard. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahaaahaaahaaahheheheheheheheeahahahahahahahahaho ho ho huh um.:what:
     
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    He will still get killed even with the 25hp you mentioned above.
     
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    What lowering kit is on that ram. I want the exact same ride height in mine.