/ Register

Drew almost gets capped

Discussion in 'The SRTConnection Lounge' started by MotherMopar, Jan 22, 2008.

Page 1 of 2
  1. Jan 22, 2008 #1
    MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

    Messages:
    4,185
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 14, 2007
    Location:
    Eastlake Proper
    Sitting outside of the Cheesecake Factory restaurant, in my car, in Eastlake, I'm waiting for my wife and mother in law to exit with "Pup" (our baby boy). When all of a sudden some crazy SOB comes running up to my car with his hands out like he has a pistol then jumps at my driver side window!

    Sure enough, its freakin' Drew! I already had one hand on my sidearm and if that street light wasn't shining so perfectly that evening...

    The Eastlake Queertette would be named: Eastlake Queertrio.

    This goes to prove that with old age comes insanity. Its great to know that Drew will be one of San Diego's Finest by years end. We should all feel safer...
     
  2. Jan 22, 2008 #2
    ChargerGirl

    ChargerGirl Mama / DB Geek / Driver

    Messages:
    7,029
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2007
    Location:
    Dublin, CA
    LOL! Note to self, do not bumrush Momo's Charger.
     
  3. Jan 22, 2008 #3
    OurZoo

    OurZoo New Member

    Messages:
    878
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2007
    Location:
    Phoenix/Woodland Hills
    That's kinda scarrry. Glad your eyes were workin.
     
  4. Jan 23, 2008 #4
    MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

    Messages:
    4,185
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 14, 2007
    Location:
    Eastlake Proper
    Let me tell you... Drew running at you in dim light looks alot like a gray-haired banshee swirling in the wind, looking for victims to haunt.
     
  5. Jan 23, 2008 #5
    StevoSRT

    StevoSRT Moderator

    Messages:
    19,139
    Likes Received:
    2
    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2007
    woah haha...that woulda been bad...however if someone ran up to my car window..I'd be doing the same thing as you momo haha
     
  6. Jan 23, 2008 #6
    1bad4dr

    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

    Messages:
    19,670
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 10, 2007
    Location:
    Corn Country
    bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha
     
  7. Jan 23, 2008 #7
    diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

    Messages:
    3,377
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2007
    Location:
    Eastlake Proper
    First and foremost, MOMO doesn't even have bullets in his gun! I've seen him shoot and even with 17 rounds you are pretty safe just zig/zag.................

    What is scarrry is the shine coming off MOMO's chrome dome which I believe is a defensive mechanism to blind those that might attack our beloved "UMPA LUMPA MIDGET"! He will be on "UMPA LUMPA'S GONE WILD" next month in a world famous "EQ" crotchless thong (Drew's favorite!)
     
  8. Jan 23, 2008 #8
    StevoSRT

    StevoSRT Moderator

    Messages:
    19,139
    Likes Received:
    2
    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2007
    hahahahahahaha...its like escaping from a gator...just run back and fourth haha
     
  9. Jan 23, 2008 #9
    nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

    Messages:
    14,747
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 7, 2007
    Location:
    Albuquerque, NM
    OMFG :shok::guns:

    :boxed::clapping: Totally agree!:friends:

    :nerd: :laugh:
     
  10. Jan 23, 2008 #10
    Stretch

    Stretch Silver Supporting Members

    Messages:
    4,847
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2007
    Location:
    Eastlake Proper
    OK baldy... lets get the story straight! First off, I walk in front of the car... you would think he would notice me... but noooo... Tatoo is too locked on the front door so he won't miss the little woman and the Mother-in-Law coming out so he won't get in trouble. Then I stand outside his door... still nothing... I think Jason was actually playing with something in his lap... but funny thing... there was nothing in his lap?! I Stand there with loaded finger pointed at one of Americas "Bad Boys" and still nothing. You would figure, even with his age and poor eyesight, he could have at least noticed me tapping on the glass. I don't know if I made him jump because I "snuck" up on Mr. Police Man, or if he was just imbarrased because I caught him petting Mr. Happy in the parking lot!
     
  11. Jan 23, 2008 #11
    LegMaker

    LegMaker LMI - LegMakerIntakes

    Messages:
    10,483
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2007
    Location:
    orlando
    i think it is a little of both drew......
     
  12. Jan 24, 2008 #12
    nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

    Messages:
    14,747
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 7, 2007
    Location:
    Albuquerque, NM

    we can call it his very own *special happy time* :censored:
     
  13. Jan 24, 2008 #13
    MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

    Messages:
    4,185
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 14, 2007
    Location:
    Eastlake Proper
    Considering that I was unaware of his presence until the moment of truth, I can neither confirm nor deny Drew's allegations.
     
  14. Jan 24, 2008 #14
    diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

    Messages:
    3,377
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2007
    Location:
    Eastlake Proper
    In other words: Mr.Happy was getting some palm skin rubbed vigiorously against him in an angrily fashion...............Drew was he utilizing his right or left jockey sized hand?
     
  15. Jan 24, 2008 #15
    Stretch

    Stretch Silver Supporting Members

    Messages:
    4,847
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2007
    Location:
    Eastlake Proper
    Both... one had to hold the "looking glass"
     
  16. Jan 24, 2008 #16
    MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

    Messages:
    4,185
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 14, 2007
    Location:
    Eastlake Proper
    That's impossible... I'd need a third hand for the tweezers.
     
  17. Jan 24, 2008 #17
    Stretch

    Stretch Silver Supporting Members

    Messages:
    4,847
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2007
    Location:
    Eastlake Proper
    True... true... BTW... I wasn't in any danger of getting shot... I've seen Momo shoot and I was right in front of him... out of his range. Ryan said they have to give Momo a waiver to carry his side arm... but he does still get to keep the one round in his shirt pocket.
     
  18. Jan 24, 2008 #18
    DRKNE55

    DRKNE55 The Badguy

    Messages:
    4,143
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2008
    Location:
    Oakland, CA
    lol, ok. i guess we figured out that momo was indeed cheating on the wife with palmela.
     
  19. Jan 24, 2008 #19
    LegMaker

    LegMaker LMI - LegMakerIntakes

    Messages:
    10,483
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2007
    Location:
    orlando
    holy crap...... we have a steve appearance!!!!! hahahahahha whats up buddy!!!
     
  20. Jan 24, 2008 #20
    DRKNE55

    DRKNE55 The Badguy

    Messages:
    4,143
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2008
    Location:
    Oakland, CA
    hey chris, not much, im kinda a day late dollar short huh? :tip:

    i was on vacation for most of november when everyone made the move.
     
Page 1 of 2