Dogs...

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  1. DragginWagon

    DragginWagon Full Access Member

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    A little girl asked her mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a
    walk around the block?"

    Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."

    "What's that mean?" asked the child.

    "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

    The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I
    take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog
    was in heat, and to come to you."

    Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it
    with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the
    scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."

    The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on
    the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"


    The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block,
    so another dog is pushing her home."
     
  2. StevoSRT

    StevoSRT Moderator

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    hahahahahahahahahahah thats good stuff
     
  3. Stretch

    Stretch Silver Supporting Members

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    LMAO!!! Scared me there for a moment... thought dad was going to "fix" the issue himself...Ll.
     
  4. ALABAMA MSRT8

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    funny rite there.
     
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    loxmith Recovering Post Whore...

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    :rofl:now that's funny:rofl: