Come to Northern California, the taxes / cost of living suck, but we're just now into the 80s after a month of below average nippy temperatures. Or you could go to Cheyenne, dirt cheap to live there and it only defrosts enough for something akin to plant life for three months a year.
holy swamp nut!!!! we were at 101 this weekend here in Albuquerque, record iirc was 97 before. Dry heat humid heat who the fuck cares heat sucks my balls.... I guess there is some truth to global warming.