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Man, I feel bad for you and worse for Mugsy. My heart goes out to you and yours.
owned.....that sucks. I proposed on a deserted beach. That way, if she said no, nobody knew about it. Since she said yes....well...it was...
Everyone knows the stuff on the bottom tastes the best......yeah......
wow.....I goto sleep for a couple hours and this is what I get??:surprise: YAAAAAAYYYY....you guys do love me:kiss: Thanks for...
Even though I live in Eastlake....I'm a nice guy:drunk: Welcome!
I'm glad I work nights....I won't miss it...
Thats all for now.....
An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with 2000...
What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion? A piece of a$$ that brings tears to your eyes.
Three Southerners and Three Yankees Three Southerners and three Yankees are traveling by train to the Super Bowl. At the station, the three...
A lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Georgia. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence....
A guy and his buddy are hauling a$$ down Interstate 65 one day in a souped up Mustang. They come over a rise in the road and sitting in the grass...
1) A young executive is leaving the office late one night when he finds the CEO standing over the shredder with a piece of paper in his hand....
A group of doctors were attending a large medical convention in Atlantic City. After suffering through a series of dull medical lectures, three of...
There were two graduates from Texas, one from University of Texas and the other from Texas A&M, that were applying for the same job after they...
There was once a little runt of a guy who had never had a date with a girl. However, the little runt had a buddy who was a big-time womanizer who...
One blonde asks another, "Which is further away, London or the Moon?" The other replies, "HELLOOOOO, can you see London from here?????!!!!!"
An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas. Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day,...
The national poetry contest had come down to the fianl two contestants, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. (No offense to Texas by the...
Wisdom from Grandpa - This touched me....... This once again confirms that the most important information in your life won't come from a...
