all you guys would live there free of charge..... we'd have hemi st., srt lane, lx place, and no speed limits on the highway traffic lights would be exactly 1/4 mile apart thered be no taxes cuz we'd all help each other out and me and rick would BE the military you fukk up, you get your azz beat and then sent on your merry little way...AND WE KEEP YOUR CAR!! i would personally screen anybody that wanted to move in our borders would be SECURE some of you might not like this but abortion would be illegal others of you might not like this but guns would be completely legal (we'd need a militia for emergencies) we'd all know immediately if you snuck in cuz YOUR NOT DRIVING AN SRT nevin would be the minister of autox jmatt would be the minister of drag racing stitchmonkey is still my minister of hate and discontent :worthy:we would have a golden statue of ron that we'd pray to!!:worthy: ryan would pick our tomatoes!! curtis would be our navy momo would sell leapord print panties at the local victoria's secret id be the gay prostitute down at the red light district oh yeah, WE'D HAVE A RED LIGHT DISTRICT steroids would be legal (suck it up) weed would be legal (i dont smoke it but its pretty harmless IMHO) smoke anywhere you want but if it gets outta hand, im shuttin that shit down there'd be 2 large neighborhoods (with suburbs): eastlake and "the village" guess who lives there and every nights a party we all go to!! i love you guys!! this is our constitution, please feel free to submit you amendments!
i would def move to your island. i respectfully submit myself to the roll of possible markus pimp. you will be a hot commodity with the EQ my friend and i would run you like a greyhound.
j/k?? Nope, you got it right, it's an island FULL of homos ... which is why I suggested Amendment #1. For God's sake PLEASE Markus, Amendment #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yea Markus, put it this way ... much as I love everyone around here and am deeply commited (or should be, lol) to the PoHo Bros, if there's no girls on this island of yours, only man meat, then I'm outie!! Adopt my suggestion for Amendment #1 ASAP you homo!!
Marriage is illegal so no need for divorce lawyers here. When you split up, you keep your sh!t and I'll keep mine. All SRTs are sold at dealer invoice less holdback. How are we getting gas to Markus Island? I don't think Ryan should have to pick the tomatoes either. Can't we find someone else to do that?
Amendments: 1.ALL VENDORS MUST LIVE ON THE ISLAND (CANT HAVE DAMN HEADLIGHT COVERS NOT SHOWING UP) 2.RON MUST OPEN AN INSTALL GARAGE WITH NOTHING BUT HOT WOMEN WORKING THERE WHO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT VEHICLES 3.IF YOU HAVE A GRUDGE / FIGHT / GET OUT OF LINE, YOU TAKE IT TO THE FIRST 1/4 MILE LIGHT WHICH WILL BE NAMED STFU LN. 4.ONLY HIGHWAY ALLOWED WILL BE THE ONE TO HEAVEN 5.NITROUS REFILLS ARE BUY ONE GET ONE FREE 6.INSTALLS ARE SHARED AND NOT HIDDEN 7.AT LEAST ONCE A DAY WE HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE MILITARY 8.I GET SNIPER 1 PUT ON THE JEEP AND TAKE THE NIGHT POST ON THE BORDER (MY 7MAG HAS AN ITCH) 9.ALL TIRES COME TRUE AND MOUNT WITH NO VIBRATIONS OR WE HANG THE VENDOR WHO SELLS THEM 10.CLOTHING IS NOT OPTIONAL-PLEASE SPANDEX IS A PRIVELEGE 11.WE HAVE A MINI SRT EXPERIENCE TRACK FOR THE KIDDOS 12.JET SKIS FOR OUR PRIVATE ISLAND MUST BE SUPERCHARGED 13.WE ALLOW CANADIANS AND MEXICANS-(SEE #14 AND YOU KNOW WHY) 14.WE BREW OUR OWN BEER AND GROW OUR OWN WEED 15.WE MUST HAVE A DRIVE IN MOVIE THEATRE (CANT LEAVE THE SRT OUT BY ITSELF NOW CAN WE) 16.WATER AT THE TAP IS FILTERED 17.SRT CONNECTION SHIRTS ARE OUR WORK ATTIRE 18.DIEGO MUST CHANGE HIS NAME TO TATU AND WHEN VISITORS COME TO THE ISLAND HE MUST YELL "DA PLANE, DA PLANE"
All inhabitants have to get this tattooed on their ass: http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s275/itsinmybutt/naturalflirt.jpg?t=1200173118
