Eastlake Bday and Moe gets spanked

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  1. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    What does Moe have to say about all this??? I've seen his vid posts of him wooping azz on others but you not you guys, no proof, all talk. No evidence of any of you guys ever having beaten anyone ... in a RACE you homos, in a race, lol!! Drew, did Moe even know you were racing???
     
  2. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    I'll give you a call this week, so we can hookup (not a MOMO/DREW hookup)!:phone: Sorry I didn't make it! I could of ate about 20 tacos and drank a few cervezas..............................:thumb2:
     
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    Stretch Silver Supporting Members

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    We left the party at the same time just for that reason. I made my son ride with his Mom... he wasn't happy about that! Lol! I just wanted to see how much he would pull on me with his tuner. I'm still going to get the tuner though.
     
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    Ya, the kids were upset. Louis promised them we were going to have a "special" pinata... we were going to hang you and Jason from a rope and let you beat the $hit out of each other until candy flewout your arses! Can't say if I would have let my kids pick up the candy though...
     
  5. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    Your the one that stuffed them in their with your TIC-TAC sized unit! Jason said it is only 5 calories to suck you off and he leaves with great smelling breath................:friends:
     
  6. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Well... if you would ever show up to one of our get togethers, you would have a much better chance....[/QUOTE]

    Yeah, no shit. Luis has been an EQ member for 1/100th the time Ryan has, and has already tied Ryan for showing up at events!

    That's a thought.

    Oh, that's it!

    This is the straw that broke the burros' asshole...

    Ryan, I'm calling upon the rest of the voting EQ membership to have you turn in your colors until further notice. You didn't learn with the 10 day ban, and here you are yapping away at another EQ member... when you didn't even show to his kids bday party! This is a flagrant violation of EQ decorum.
     
  7. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    Yeah, no shit. Luis has been an EQ member for 1/100th the time Ryan has, and has already tied Ryan for showing up at events!



    That's a thought.



    Oh, that's it!



    This is the straw that broke the burros' asshole...

    Ryan, I'm calling upon the rest of the voting EQ membership to have you turn in your colors until further notice. You didn't learn with the 10 day ban, and here you are yapping away at another EQ member... when you didn't even show to his kids bday party! This is a flagrant violation of EQ decorum.[/QUOTE]

    Did RICKY show up to the party! Oh that is right he has, "SPECIAL BUTT/EQ PRIORITY"! It's the "WHITE" thing isn't it. I'll shut-up now and go back to pulling weeds and playing tic-tac-toe infront of Home Depot:bag:
     
  8. SanDiegoSRT8

    SanDiegoSRT8 Hotbuns69

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    Yeah, RickyPoo didn't show either. What the hell was that all about. I clearly remember him walking up to me prior to his exit at the SF, shaking my hand and while still shaking my hand telling me that he will see me at my daughter's b-day party.

    Isn't there some kind of executive order that allows lower ranking officers to relieve the C.O.'s & X.O.'s of their duty in situations like this? :bottom:
     
  9. Bud

    Bud GG EVO IX MR

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    I call BS...I "fairly" certain I never said that...but, my mom HATES being around drinking. I thought I remembered a comment about it being some vato ridden drunk fest and thought I'd better not expose her to my dark side.

    Also, this ain't the fucking military "homes"....I/We rule with a fucking iron fist!!!! You're pure lack of "latino" roots are becoming far too apparent. You're ALMOST as white as Drew! LOL
     
  10. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    LMFAO! Oh, chit Luis just got, "BYTCH SLAPPED"! I say we make him wash MOMO's :moon:

    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  11. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Did RICKY show up to the party! Oh that is right he has, "SPECIAL BUTT/EQ PRIORITY"! It's the "WHITE" thing isn't it. I'll shut-up now and go back to pulling weeds and playing tic-tac-toe infront of Home Depot:bag:[/QUOTE]

    See Rick's explanation below... when it comes to Mom's dislikes, that's a valid excuse. Technically, it was our fault we didn't tell him there wasn't any booze.

    No.

    Ryan or Luis?!?! I say he's talking about Ryan... as he has no respect for us anymore.
     
  12. SanDiegoSRT8

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    First off, there wouldn't be a drunkfest. We can handle our liquor, unlike you cracker ass crackers. Second, if you are gonna attempt to speak my slang, say it right, we aren't in Mayberry. Finally, it's more like with a limp dick that needs a double shot of Viagra you freakin' assmunch with an inverted penis.

    You know Rick, if you keep this up, what is happening, or rather what has ALREADY happened in California is gonna happen in the EQ, you whiteboys are gonna become the minority. Then we'll see how ya' like it.

    Love ya' RickyPoo. :huglove:
     
  13. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Luis, its called Apartheid. LMAO!!! We few will rule the masses! BTW: Rick meant to say that we rule with a 'rubber fist'... nice and lubed-up, btw.

    On a more serious note: I couldn't give a shit if the majority of people now are historical minorities... so long as they're red-blooded Americans! Kind of like you or Ryan... but without all the gay-homo ass-humping.
     
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  15. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    OK, so maybe Ryan is not a good example... but Luis get's the idea!
     
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  17. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    Hey Jason,

    I thought you were coming to work today! Memory is going like Drew's eh......................................................
     
  18. Cheatek

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    Has Moe even posted on this thread?? Where is he??? I know, just KNOW, he had to have let Drew win. Maybe making Drew look good in front of his kid. What a guy Moe is!!
     
  19. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    The same Moe that was walking around the packed playground with his carbon fiber schlong hanging out?!?! Doubtful!
     
  20. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    Did Chris make him one already?? Me next!!:bag: