The Truth About The Fastest Color

Discussion in 'The SRTConnection Lounge' started by Kevan, Mar 18, 2008.

  1. StevoSRT

    StevoSRT Moderator

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    Sadly I have seen tires in different colors hahahaha

    and the only thing thats big on the girls that I get are whats located in their bras!!!!!...OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

    see...the thing is...the Stealths arent really "black"...

    They are a specially coated film that changes the color being reflected to earth to better blend in with the current color of the sky.

    But im sure you already knew that :thumb3: hahaha...
     
  2. Roz-SRT10

    Roz-SRT10 I Wish You Were Beer

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    See, the thing is, the orgasms you've been giving to females aren't real either. They're myths. :search:

    But I'm sure you already knew that :thumb3: hahaha...

    :grin: :grin: :grin:
     
  3. DRKNE55

    DRKNE55 The Badguy

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    ??? what are you talking about dude? of course stealth bombers are black...ive seen each one in person many times. the paint they use on the f117 is a special black paint that assists the RAM. if you want, i can have my buddy email you about it, he has worked on them at travis and beale afbs.


    just dont ask him for any of it. he really gets antsy about that shit. i asked him a few years ago when i got a ticket and he told me they didnt appreciate that kind of humor where he works...
     
  4. StevoSRT

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    PSH...as long as i do who cares? hahahaha

    lol no im sure they dont...i dont think they find it that funny when you ask for anything off a stealth! hahaha

    and i know about the paint and yes it is black when your just looking at it on the ground...but when its actually flying it has an adaptive mode to it that slightly changes it so that it resembles the kind of sky its flying in (whether its cloudy or blue or night). Ask him and im sure he will tell you that its true.
     
  5. Roz-SRT10

    Roz-SRT10 I Wish You Were Beer

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    :yahoo: :yahoo:

    This is what I am talkin' about!!!!!
     
  6. StevoSRT

    StevoSRT Moderator

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    hahahahahah :thumb2:
     
  7. Kevan

    Kevan SRT-10 Owner

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    "A lot of men suffer from premature ejaculation. Well, I wouldn't say they *suffer*."

    - Robert Schimmel

    :laugh:
     
  8. StevoSRT

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    I AINT NEVA PREMATURE....IM ALWAYS RIGHT ON TIME FOR ME!!!!! :grin:

    hahahahaha
     
  9. DragginWagon

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    Evidence red is slowest, mainly on the Chargers and Magums. Consider what slows the car down, Brakes! What color is the calipers on the Chargers and Magnums? See Even dodge knows that red is the slowest! The 300's, they put more focus on the luxury of that car that they had to skimp on a few things such as not painting the calipers! The Jeeps, Considering how much the weigh... the black calipers were used to keep from slowing it down anymore then it already is!:rofl:
     
  10. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    ooooo!!!!!!

    the SR-71!!! :worthy:
     
  11. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    Lol! BOTH I guess, lol! I was just joking bro, that's what I do round here!! :harhar:

    Fixed.

    See, this is why Markus is always with Ryan these days, you're just too selfish, lol!! :harhar:

    See above ^^^^

    Oooh, that's just mean, that ain't right lol! Fellow Red car owners unite!!!! :boxing:
     
  12. Begood

    Begood Mopar's kick Ass!

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    Well its good to know this is finally settled.

    Black is the fastest!


    Bill.
     
  13. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    Wait a minute, who settled that? I don't think so!! Lol!! :starwars:
     
  14. DragginWagon

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    Its actually really simple, Red is the fastest to get pulled over. Silver is the fastest to rust (you guys really should paint your cars, you know that right?) also fastest to wash. Black is the fastest to get away (especially at night).
     
  15. DRKNE55

    DRKNE55 The Badguy

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    yup, just ask batman.

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  16. DragginWagon

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    I tried to ask Batman, but you know how hard it can be to catch those black cars! :bigwink:
     
  17. Kevan

    Kevan SRT-10 Owner

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    That *almost* works.

    The SRT-10's (cars and trucks) also came/come with red calipers.
     
  18. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    Fixed, lol!:whistle: