Back in the day when "Mini thins" (ephedrine) were legal I would take a few on a road trip to stay awake. Back in 2001 I was driving back to San Diego from Houston after recovering from having a couple vertebrae in my neck fused and held together with a titanium plate. So I'm 3 hours into my 22 hour road trip back to Cali. I decide I'm a little tired and pop 4 Mini Thins. I pop 4 more Mini Thins every hour for the next 14 hours....you do the math (56 pills). I should be dead. Anyways....it is about 3 a.m. and I start getting pretty tired....didn't think it would be physically possible after that much ephedrine....so I decide to do what any decent red blooded american male would do on a long road trip....I start to rub one out! So I'm sitting there with my pants down by my ankles and starting to get get into the moment. Now....anyone who has ever taken ephedrine KNOWS that maintaining an erection is a feat in itself (its a vaso constictor) !!! So, I'm driving along and every time a car would come upon me I would slow down for just a moment and BAM...back to a swollen tic tac. DAMN IT! So I continue....I look down at the clock and an hour has passed....FUCK....I'm not giving up now. This goes on for the next 2 goddamned hours....the sun is starting to come up! I say fuck it and just start ignoring the cars passing by....the cramping in my forearm....the pool of sweat in my seat....and finally after three hours I finally ARRIVE. I jizzed for at least a full minute....with a limp dick! NO SHIT!!! My dick was limp...I was driving about 20 mphs with the sun rising in Arizona. I had to pull over on the side of the road and get some fresh air!!! The good old days!! LOL I chaffed the right side of my crank after that one. I had a quarter sized scab that was not any fun for the next two weeks. I had a stripper fall in love with me after telling her that story. She still calls me!
hahahahahhahaha, then you promptly sold the car to a poor unsuspecting mexican. jesus man, 3 hours with wood and without would give the average man a case of blue balls he couldnt recover from in a month.
Thats not an excuse..... If your gonna rub one out with him next to you, the least he could do is help out a bit....
Oh mother of creatures big and small Rick! You should know that once your T1 & T2 receptors are flooded, any more ephedrine is just rushed to the liver to be processed. You would have been better off adding a few coffees and a couple baby aspirin's to the mix. I don't think these would have helped out with the "mission" though. hahaha. It's no wonder they pick the most determined, ambitious, and stubborn men to lay the smackdowns in your outfit! Good work my friend.
rick i just rubbed one out to that story! ive had dick scab before too, its no laughing matter when you cant even touch your dick for a week even to piss.
i tried to come up with something that resembles an appropriate response to this story... but I really cant come up with one...
anyone who can maintain for 3 hours is def someone to be respected. that shit just blows me away. i woulda been, "fuck it" my gf better be awake when i get home.....
Ya, ya, ya... it's all fun and games until the CHP has to pry you out from under an 18 wheeler with Mr. Happy still in hand! Lol! What was the yellow one...Vivarin? Those and a few Dews and you were good for about two days straight!
One of my close friend's was into natural techniques too Steve. He woke up to some really loud scraping and inexplicable bucking to find he was driving through a corn field in his 78' Fury at about 70 mph. lol. He's taken up coffee since then. lol.:bang: I will tell him about the nutsack flick though...sounds like it may do the trick.
Could be....Kinds disturbed as well to be honest. Been on this site for a couple months and have yet to be inducted into the Eastlake Homoclub:supergay:
