Wife Returns!

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  1. Mar 17, 2008 at 9:51 PM #1
    MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Yep. She's coming home tomorrow with my boy after a trip to Buffalo, NY to see family.

    So, my forum time will dwindle and I'll never best my 5 whack sessions in one day.
     
  2. Mar 17, 2008 at 9:52 PM #2
    1bad4dr

    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    bummer.

    Well, at least you get to see the boy again. lol
     
  3. Mar 17, 2008 at 9:52 PM #3
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    I did 7 sessions in a 24 hour period aboard the USS Junea back in 2004!!
     
  4. Mar 17, 2008 at 9:52 PM #4
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    lol, 5 in one day damn, you musta been holdin out on the wife for awhile no?
     
  5. Mar 17, 2008 at 9:53 PM #5
    DRKNE55

    DRKNE55 The Badguy

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    holy shit, that is amazing. i believe youre my new hero for that accomplishment.
     
  6. Mar 17, 2008 at 9:53 PM #6
    MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    You do need to tell the Masturbation Marathon story...
     
  7. Mar 17, 2008 at 9:54 PM #7
    Bud

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    As I should be young Skywalker!!! Hehe
     
  8. Mar 17, 2008 at 9:54 PM #8
    MotherMopar

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    Very true. At the rate he was growing, he's like 30 lbs now (was like 23 when they left).
     
  9. Mar 17, 2008 at 9:55 PM #9
    MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Rick's the only man known that has ever walked the face of the earth that has had a permanent kung-fo grip.
     
  10. Mar 17, 2008 at 10:00 PM #10
    DRKNE55

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    hahahah, 7 in one day and his hand would be frozen in the shape of a C....at least mine would.
     
  11. Mar 17, 2008 at 10:02 PM #11
    1bad4dr

    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    meh, more like a lower case o.... dahahahaha
     
  12. Mar 17, 2008 at 10:05 PM #12
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    Fuck that....I'll spend a half hour writing a goddamned inimate diatribe and you'll start a thread about "my wifes coming home tomorrow" that will have 2 fucking pages in the first 10 minutes...and my having a finger shoved up my ass and being jacked off by a 240 lb gorilla gets lost in the pages of threads.........
     
  13. Mar 17, 2008 at 10:08 PM #13
    DRKNE55

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    lol, too damn funny. ok, ill give you that one, but my other three fingers would be frozen in the international "OK" sign.
     
  14. Mar 17, 2008 at 10:10 PM #14
    1bad4dr

    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    lol I was actually talking about Ricks hand. lol
     
  15. Mar 17, 2008 at 10:11 PM #15
    Bud

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    Hell, I'd be happy if it looked like a lower case "c". I'd say it's more like a lower case "q". The hand can wrap around and then some! LOL
     
  16. Mar 17, 2008 at 10:11 PM #16
    DRKNE55

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    haha, ok both of us with our needle dicks will no longer talk to you sir! :cry2:
     
  17. Mar 17, 2008 at 10:13 PM #17
    MotherMopar

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    OMG! LMAO! Ron... back in form I see?!?!

    Dude, I don't know what's up with that! You getting finger banged is a classic Rick Tale. Something's wrong.
     
  18. Mar 17, 2008 at 10:39 PM #18
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    A story is required at this point...curious minds want to know...
     
  19. Mar 17, 2008 at 10:41 PM #19
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    read on...it's probably on page six by now! LOL
     
  20. Mar 17, 2008 at 10:42 PM #20
    LegMaker

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    oh no, that exam story will live in infamy!!!!

    mushroom cap over a toothpick!!! nice rick!!!!

    it is classic and will live on!!!!
     
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