Wife Returns!

Yep. She's coming home tomorrow with my boy after a trip to Buffalo, NY to see family.

So, my forum time will dwindle and I'll never best my 5 whack sessions in one day.

 

bummer.

Well, at least you get to see the boy again. lol

 

I did 7 sessions in a 24 hour period aboard the USS Junea back in 2004!!

 

lol, 5 in one day damn, you musta been holdin out on the wife for awhile no?

 

holy shit, that is amazing. i believe youre my new hero for that accomplishment.

 

You do need to tell the Masturbation Marathon story...

 

As I should be young Skywalker!!! Hehe

 

Very true. At the rate he was growing, he's like 30 lbs now (was like 23 when they left).

 

Rick's the only man known that has ever walked the face of the earth that has had a permanent kung-fo grip.

 

hahahah, 7 in one day and his hand would be frozen in the shape of a C....at least mine would.

 

meh, more like a lower case o.... dahahahaha

 

Fuck that....I'll spend a half hour writing a goddamned inimate diatribe and you'll start a thread about "my wifes coming home tomorrow" that will have 2 fucking pages in the first 10 minutes...and my having a finger shoved up my ass and being jacked off by a 240 lb gorilla gets lost in the pages of threads.........

 

lol, too damn funny. ok, ill give you that one, but my other three fingers would be frozen in the international "OK" sign.

 

lol I was actually talking about Ricks hand. lol

 

Hell, I'd be happy if it looked like a lower case "c". I'd say it's more like a lower case "q". The hand can wrap around and then some! LOL

 

haha, ok both of us with our needle dicks will no longer talk to you sir! :cry2:

 

OMG! LMAO! Ron... back in form I see?!?!

Dude, I don't know what's up with that! You getting finger banged is a classic Rick Tale. Something's wrong.

 

A story is required at this point...curious minds want to know...

 

read on...it's probably on page six by now! LOL

 

oh no, that exam story will live in infamy!!!!

mushroom cap over a toothpick!!! nice rick!!!!

it is classic and will live on!!!!