Where do red haired babies come from??

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  1. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the
    Obstetrician. "Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a
    little upset because my daughter has red hair.

    She can't possibly be mine." "Nonsense," the doctor said.
    "Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors
    may have contributed red hair to the gene pool."

    "It isn't possible," the man insisted. "This can't be, our families on both
    sides had jet-black hair for generations."

    "Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this. How often do you have sex?"
    The man seemed a bit ashamed.

    "I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made
    love once or twice every few months."

    "Well, there you have it!" The doctor said confidently. "It's rust."
     
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    that makes me sad.....
     
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    i thought they came from butt sex since parents never seem to love them
     
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    DRKNE55 The Badguy

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    hahaha, fuck man, im sending that comment to my lil bro....hes a redhead.
     
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    Holy crap :rock:

    OMFG :rock:
     
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    hey guys....Im a red head....be nice...
     
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    DRKNE55 The Badguy

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    its ok, it just means you were born different.
     
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    sorry flameburger:sad:
     
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    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    you rode the short bus huh kym??? :grin:
     
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    No I drive it.....duh short yellow bus....
     
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    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    :rofl::towel:
     
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    :rofl: so im guessing you lick the window clean :thumb2: :imao:
     
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    :shock:
     
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    The_Main_Event Creme de la Creme

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    hahahaha
     
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    ......No Kym bashing, not her fault if she's a little rusty.

    :bigwink:
     
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    thanks... :bigwink:
     
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    so uh...yeah...i have red hair...and will throw a mother f'in beat down on anyone whos got a problem with it...GOT IT BICHES!!!!!!!!!!!

    Redheads = TEMPER!

    :chair:
     
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    yup El Stevos a bit rusty alright!!!! :tropicalwind:
     
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    ill break my "rusty" foot off in your ass! hahahahaha :tropicalwind: