Ryan's a Total Douche; Drew You're Relieved of the Title

Someone wrapped Ryan's work car like a birthday gift with about 1000 feet of audio tape at work today, and he took it upon himself, without probable cause, without due process and without due diligence to investigate the matter and summarily defaced my work car and another co-worker's car with evidence tape and stickers... all of which were a BITCH to get off.

Of course, the offended parties discovered this at 5:00pm as we were leaving to go home... which delayed my arrival to my NEW BORN child and wife an additional 45 minutes.

Overkill? Yes. Uncalled for? Yes. Vengeance without proof? Yes.

I hereby call upon the members of the SRT/C to chastise Ryan for negatively impacting my relationship with my first child, who isn't even 3 months old yet, as a direct result of him jumping the gun, defacing my vehicle and subsequently allowing me only 30 minutes with my son tonight (he's in bed now).

 

But you did it didnt you...

 

He neither confirmed or denied that report :rofl2:

 

Are we really going to go thru jurisprudence over this?

 

i say we deport him.

 

Can we setup something like in the movie "The game" where he wakes up in a shallow grave in mexico...

 

Dickweed!!!

 

My fellow Connection Members...

Why, even the thought of even being involved in such an insiduous attack against another EQ member makes me shutter...

Not only did he deny me time with my son this evening, but he also neglected to take into account that I (and a few others) helped him identify a true bad guy today (as I actually went undercover in a public place, placing myself within 20 feet of a major scumbag - from Mexico, BTW- who's reported to travel with armed bodyguards - one of whom were right next to him, and me)... and what did I get for my efforts and loyalty to Ryan and country?

I got my fucking car mangled with the most impervious adhesive known to mankind that eventually resulted in my time with my son being cut by 50% this evening!!!

So, I call upon you, the righteous peoples of the SRT/C , to admonish Ryan for his adolescent and quick to judgement actions! What's right is right. What's wrong is wrong.

 

As a matter of fact, I call upon Ryan to provide proof and justification for his actions that resulted in the aforementioned damages I have outlined.

 

I don't have to reveal, "SHIT" to you! I knew their was a women under all those fat folds, Elizabeth Taylor perfume and obvious desire for round meat. I can't believe you throw your new born into this! I also had to remove the 1000 miles of cassette tape wrapping my ride after 5PM. I didn't get to see "BOTH" of my children and have dinner with them, because I had to remove this foreign material from my ride. I utilized my experienced skillz first and foremost as a, "MEXICAN" and secondly as a trained investigator. Did MOMO in any of the previous post state, "I DID NOT HAVE SEXSUAL REALATIONS SEVERAL TIMES WITH ALL THE MEMBERS OF THE EQ"! Whoops I mean, "I DID NOT DO IT"! I don't think so. Nice try using your son. I bet he would man up and say, "YES, I DID IT! Wait he is a man and you are MOMO, never mind. I see you pumped those pork limbs as fast as you could to the computer to "BYTCH UP" before I could post about it.

I have pictures and will post them tomorrow. MOMO don't ever puck with a :zorro:!

 

Bro, no matter how many times you smoke my pole you will not get high! When the hell are you going to understand that. I'm not complaining you are getting, "REALLY GOOD" at it. Lately I haven't had the heart to tell you to stop. You are a true champ :huglove:

 

Change your "location" asshole or you're out of the club!!!

 

I LOVE YOU TOO, "WHITEY"!:stupid:

 

:viking::harhar:

Hehe

 

Done "PUCKSTICK"! Thanks for the help:dance2:

 

momo, you need your own bitch forum. i recommend you call it "gaydom come".

 

I think Ryan needs to be duck taped to Momo for 24hrs so that they can work things out in true EQ fashion.

 

so im supposta chastise him?...

how is that different than usual? lol

 

Ummm Jason,

You have evaded answering the perivial question... DID you deface Ryan's work car?

Yes or No question.


Ryan,

You should KNOW better than to Phuck with another mans car (well, in this case a she/he's car lol) without PROOF!!!

Shame on you for such atrositites to a fellow EQ's property. The LAW clearly states that you will ONLY deface the individual in question with sexual disfavors. :supergay::baby:


irate:irate:



Jason,

TAKE IT LIKE the SHE/HE you are and STOP using your new born as an excuse to whimper and cry... :baby::supergay::baby:

 

I think we need proof here... two outstanding gentlemen of the EQ community would NEVER do something like that to each other's rod... er, I mean cars. I think we need pictures, fingerprints and videos for the trial... No Jason, not those videos either!