Diegochrysler hunts down a fellow "MEXICAN"!

Well boys & girls yesterday I tracked down SanDiegoSRT8 (Luis) by the Target off of Otay Lakes Rd. For the locals I was at the Wal-Mart/Home Depot shopping area north of Olympic Pkwy. I saw a black Jeep and what I thought was an SRT8, but wasn't sure. I was pretty sure it was Luis, but their was only one way to find out. I had to turn around, just my luck I caught about three lights before finally catching up to the Jeep. I noticed the dual exhaust and paper plates. I followed the SRT8 Jeep northbound across Otay Lakes Rd and to the Target parking lot. At first I wasn't sure if it was Luis driving, because they were driving like a retired person in Florida on the golf course! :imao: I continued my, "FATAL ATTRACTION" all the way into the parking lot. I decided to roll up next to the Jeep as two people got out of the passenger side and pulled up to see a really PUCKING UGLY MEXICAN guy get out of the drivers side. I said, "LUIS" and he did his Jabba the Hut shuffle over to my car to shake my hand like only Elton John or MOMO would and said, "YEA"! Typical public educated vocabulary:woot:! Just PUCKING with you Luis and you know that, but not the way you want, I could see it in your eyes. It was nice to finally, "MEAT" Luisito............Can't wait to drink some beers and eat my staple of TACOS.

Earlier that night I saw another SRT8 Maggie, black, dirty like MOMO's rearend. Thought it was MOE at first, but it wasn't. Talked to him at a couple of lights seemed like a good guy. He headed down Olympic towards MOMO's house. MOMO are you sore this morning?:supergay:

 

poor momo. always the taker, never the giver, how selfish of him!

 

POOR MOMO! POOR GIVER. His port hole is now the size of a Blue Whales Blow Hole.............Hello, hotdog in the hallway feeling, eh Drewy.

 

Nothing beats a fatal attraction plus tacos, nice story!!!

 

Shouldn't you have been shopping at K-Mart?

 

I was there the day before. Dickies work shirts on special for $8-$11 USD! Still won't take pesos. :tip:

 

whew. Thought you might be going white on us or something. lol

 

K-Mart shoppers nation wide are, "HONKEYS"! Where do the Italians shop for clothing that fits, PETSMART! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:zorro:

 

dickies are so good for him because the ultra-thickness holds sweat and stink in better then regular cotton which he cannot afford to dry every day in his adobe pueblo.

 

Just like the military camo gear, EH! If it is good enough for the military, it will rot off a Mexicans back.............................

 

i see

 

lmao Na, we TAKE our stuff from business owners, then provide them with "Security". lol

 

Dam Markus,

Just about a month ago I had more post then you! Know your at almost 3K. You do get around :huglove::supergay:

 

if you wanna climb up on my back (i know thats where you feel most comfortable) i will carry you through a couple thousand posts

 

Just as long as I can hold onto those, "LOVEHANDLES" and do my business! I'll pack enough TACOS for both of us. You like yours with extra rich and creamy sour cream right....................:harhar:

 

ROTGLMAO... I can picture it now... Ryan at about 240 laying on a bed with Mexican flag sheets, engulfing a variety of MX food, grease running between his rolls... and saying in spanish... you want some of this?!?!

LMAO... oh good Lord...

Naw, he's talking about spinners now for his 300.

 

Yeah man, you scared the shyt outta me. I had to drive slow, that PD was eyeing me the whole time.

What was the deal with you tickling me with you index finger, and touching your crotch area when you shook my hand ? You need to contain yourself a little better man. I mean I know I am fine, but show some self control Rye Rye. :shok:

Anyway it was a pleasure meeting you. We will definately have to throw a couple back on the 22nd.

 

WTF...How dare you even think a dirty maggie could be mine. I only live a few blocks from Luis and when I decide to venture into the WHITE neighbor(Eastlake) I stop by Luis', toss out a couple quarters and Luis' house empties with mexi-cans ready to wash the maggie...Cool thing about it they come with MicroFiber rags at no extra charge, but I usually leave a couple nickles strewn around the front seats for them to accidentally vacuum up for there troubles.rop:

 

i like my taco's just like your mom' taco. extra cheese.

 

Ryan's been banned from K-Mart... he stole some girls candy and started selling it by the front doors until the manager ran him off. He then went down the road to the Home Depot and started holding up one finger... still not sure what that means... Lol!