That's right! Let's create a fantasy date for Ryan! Describe in detail who, what, when, where and how. The winner gets a cookie!
Richard Simmons in a Tu-Tu.... on the set of "Sweatin' to the Oldies"??? .... uh.... with the candlestick! ..... ummm... FTW? :dunno2: :grin::rock::bottom:
im not even going to go near this one other than saying that it would involve a LOT of lube, an inner tube, some duct tape, and a goat...
Exactly my Clearly Canadian Guzzler! Dry is for the real men, no Elton John motion lotion here....................................
You guys are making this way too hard!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, wait just the way MOMO likes it. Draw some tits on MOMO's back and shave his ass and I'm good to go! :gotpics::gotpics::gotpics::gotpics::gotpics::gotpics::gotpics::gotpics:
OK. I say Drew, on the hood of his 300SRT8, his wrinkly 70 year old legs spread eagle (so they can lock eyes) in the middle of an Eastlake shopping plaza at dawn to the beat of Bel-Biv-DeVoe.
Ryan's dream confession: As far as I know I'm straight. I've always been straight. I just assumed. The other night I had the strangest dream...... Years and years ago I used to work in an insurance office in New York. There was this kid, well, a youn man there. His name was JayMoMo. He was 18 yrs old going on 33. He was cute. He was stout. He was thick. His chin dripped of Buffalo wing sauce among other things. The other night I dreamed of having sex with JayMoMo. He was in my bed room. I told him to undress. He did so willfully. He got into bed with me. He leaped in one single bound. We kissed, cuddled, spooned and held each other tight for hours on end. I asked if he was a cork soaker. He gave me oral and I him. Then I got on top of him and had anal sex with him and vice versa. In the dream it was great. I now ponder what it would be like in real life. In the dream he did everything I had asked of him, and more. We did these things willingly and joyfully and had no regrets. Now this dream has come to haunt me. As I said I'm straight, I guess, yet I can't seem to get this dream and what we did in the dream out of my mind. Nor can I get JayMoMo out of my mind. Why would I have a dream like this? As far as I know I have never been attracted to men or this kid JayMoMo. Help me! Should I follow my dream and in the process make JayMoMo's dream also come true?
If there was EVER ANY DOUBT that you were Rick's brother... this puts it to rest! Thanks, asswipe. BTW: Scott: when you comin' out?!?!
Looks like May or so. Depends on Rick's schedule. P.S. I was just kidding about the Buffalo sauce and such dripping off your chin. I know you don't let anything go to waste!
That's too frigging funny! I couldn't have said it better myself....but I have had a cooler dream! lol
