I'd like to welcome the EastLake Queertette's newest members. Jeff (Master_1011) and Luis (SanDiegoSRT8). Both members have been properly vetted and are a welcome addition to the "brotherhood" known as the "Queertette".
Rick and I actually ahd a phone conversation over this very thread topic. Welcome Gentlemen. You were natural selections for the EQ. You both meet the residency standard and Jeff, as of late, you're becoming more vile in your discussions! Congrats! Luis, Rick and I were thinking of ditching Ryan now that you're on board. Your thoughts?!?!
LOL !!! Oh, I see how it is. One Mexican too many, huh? I can't call it, I mean I am a newbie to the EQ. I mean, I know right off the bat there are gonna be some jealousy issues with Ryan. Simply because I am better looking and my wanker is bigger. :argue: I guess we will just have to let things play out, and see what happens.
It's normally more believable to have someone else proclaim the size of you pecker is righteous....Doing so yourself only further deepens the fantasy world of the mind....U have an angry inch....Be proud :supergay:
The next time you cross the border they are going to strip you, place you in cold stainless steel walled cell and then take pictures of this supposed Gary Coleman sized "WANKER"! Who the hell uses that word you are a flaming beef and bean :supergay:
I knew that would get your attention Papi. You see, the jealousy has already started. Webster over there is already feeling the pressure. :drugs:
I'm a very vile person. If I could convey some of the thoughts that rattle around my noggin, you might be scared of me......
Not that there's one too many, its just that we don't really like the one we've had. While true, who here, in real life, will testify?!?! All I know is that he has a nice Jeep! That's the same roll play you wanted Drew to do to you last month! Sick Fuck. Ryan does seem jealous... hmmm... Jeff. Dear Jeff... Rick's never told you at length about some of his REAL life stories, has he?!?!
How could one join the EQ with all this cannabalistic poppy-cock (lol) going down in this thread? I mean, with all the fierce competition with the VI and the 10's having their own renowned clique (which we still haven't heard about) and me forming underground puppet cliques as I type...why would anyone accept such nomination or not run for the hills with the EQ draft being inaugurated? Do they want to be thrown out on their ass somewhere in the Cuyamaca Rancho State park never to be found again?? Surely this will be Ryan's fate since they have a new Latino lover in the ranks....and he has two SRT's. Both his too! So, it is my responsibility to warn members of the grave harm and sore ass that will ensue upon accepting such a role in the formidably seducing EQ. Promises of hot lavender back rubs, anal bead usage and toe-sucking be damned. You think this will continue after the honeymoon is over! Don't kid yourselves. We've already lost a Partner to the EQ and we can't get him to stop salivating or blink his eyes anymore for God's sake. Caveat Emptor! (And yes, if you're interested...you are buying into their seductory recruitment campaign) Don't say we didn't warn you. And now back to your regularly scheduled buttmunch debauchery...
Now that's frickin funny Milan, LMAO!!! See, as an honorary Poho Bros/Village Idiots member you know exactly the right things to say about our "competition", the dreaded EQ. I'm proud of ya bro!! Now, change that sig before I come up there in my Odyssey and run your azz over, lol!!
Milan... you're pushing it. Keep it up and we'll make you the EQ Sergeant At Arms! I thought we're allied?!?! Markus... what's up with yo' peeps?!?!
So did I!! What gives Jason, you're chewing up real estate around here like Ryan going through Markus's underwear drawer!!
