Ryan and Tardiness Thread

Discussion in 'The SRTConnection Lounge' started by MotherMopar, Feb 19, 2008.

Ryan's Arrival Time At Work

  1. 8:30-9:00 AM

    21.1%
  2. 9:00-9:30 AM

    15.8%
  3. 9:30-10:00 AM

    21.1%
  4. He'll Fake Illness And Call In Sick Because He's A Lazy Bastard

    42.1%
  1. HEMISFEAR

    HEMISFEAR Ur Friendly Canadian

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    Oooo....now this is something all together different. Momo leaves the house early in the morning. Why is this? Could it be for the same reason as I do? LOL! But, he leaves early. Hmm. I'm sure Ryan can draw some conclusions for me on this one. Play on.
     
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    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    Little late here, sorry Jason, but I voted he'd call in sick cause he's not a lazy azz but cause he's too busy burrying his head up markus's azz! BTW drew, that was friggin funny!!
     
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  3. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Go where? I wasn't the one who questioned it... we's tight! Umm... yeah... tight...

    Mr. Defensive decides to poke his head in, huh?!?! AS for your bolded item... I was meeting with an informant, you putz.

    I'll forward that to our Supervisor for comment....

    He claims to bury alot more than that!
     
  4. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    First and foremost anyone who openingly admits to having a "FLAME BALL SHIFTER" in their mods list shouldn't even open their "MEAT SOCKET"!
    You will have to wait and see the goodies I got in the mail.......................Permission I laugh at that HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I didn't ask for permission to buy my ride. I just showed up with it and said, "WHOOOP THERE IT IS"! The boss then said, "WHOOOP THERE'S THE COUCH"! Not really, but was not happy.

    I will have to put that story together for all sometime.......... :beerchug:
     
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    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    Exactly MILANCITO,

    I unlike my little, bald, pudgy, big nosed, built like a retarded pink fire hydrant friend (MOMOSUCKYOULONGTIME) have at least one of my balls still connected. I'm allowed to leave the house with one of my balls. Yvonne has both of MOMO's on a necklace worn by there female Pincher. When she does allow MOMO to have one much less both he has to wear one of those "SHOCKER TEABAG COLLARS" that go off if he touches himself or goes more then 5 ft from the front of the house. I don't run out of my house, but I do walk out backwards, so I can see the flying objects coming at me..................................... :drugs:
     
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    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    Oh, is that what we are calling the male dancer of the month at the Blue Oyster NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  7. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Ryan, you are one sick SOB... and the thought that you're sitting about 10 feet behind me right now makes my spine shiver.
     
  8. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    Thanks Buddy! I'm going to beat that little "BYTCH" MOMO like you beat up on Porsches....................................... :boxed:
     
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    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    Just so everyone knows...............Jason has a cutout in the back of his seat and a velcro patch on his overused posterior!

    Now, more than just your spine should be shivering.......Remember last week you had to use your special made inflatable pink vibrating doughnut! I will "RUN YOU THROUGH" again if you don't :worthy:!
     
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    markus Silver Supporting Members

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    oh man, you guys are too funny, i actually get to leave this one alone!
     
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    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    We do miss you "SUGAR PUMPKIN"! :kiss:
     
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    markus Silver Supporting Members

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    miss me? i havent gone anywhere? i was fired remember? then again, had you showed up to work on time, you could have started chatting with me sooner now couldnt you? my little bowl of brown rice!
     
  13. Quick

    Quick Mgmt. - I can't help you

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    WoooHooo! GO Ryan! The 9:00-9:30 bet is paying off at 14:3
     
  14. HEMISFEAR

    HEMISFEAR Ur Friendly Canadian

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    Ok, I thought this was for tomorrow. I think Ryan's going to be on time tomorrow. Ryan's time though.
     
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    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    Exactly you Canucks know how it is! If you can't lead follow the Americans or Mexicans...........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
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    HEMISFEAR Ur Friendly Canadian

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    Hey Ryan, why don't you tell the EQ about this very early gay midget porn video you are storing in your tinypics album. I'm sure this will answer any questions as to why you dance so well.

    [​IMG]

    BAHAHAAHAHA DAAHAHAAHAAHAA
     
  17. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    That was the dance I did after I beat the chit out of a bunch of Canadians that were trying to jump the Northern Border.......................:zorro::muscle:
     
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    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    LMAO! Milan, where do you get this shiat?!?! :rofl2:
     
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    Say it ain't so Markus.
     
  20. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    WELL WELL WELL,

    I got into the office at 0810 and it is now 0836 and Jason is no where to be seen.....................:whistle:

    I checked the Handicap Stall and no signs of Jason! The stall was clean and no tongue slobber on the seat.