OK. Place your bets (votes) as to when Ryan will get his lazy ass to work tomorrow and/or for the rest of the week. Please add commentary as you see fit. Today (Tuesday) he arrived at work about 9:50 AM, when we should be there at 8:30 AM. Historically, he rarely shows up before 9:00 AM, but for those who have faith in him, go ahead and bet on the long shot. We'll keep this up and I'll report back the rest of the week.
Momo, you have to take into account that Ryan is on what we call "Mexican Time." Therefore, he is actually a little early to work. That being said, I vote for the 9:30-10:00 a.m. slot. :beerchug:
Besides, we're in California. We got flex time. I voted for 9:00 to 9:30 just because he's probably got some catching up to do after being out last week.
You of all people know how it is... he has to get permission to drive "Her" car to work all while ensuring the SRT badges that replaced the RT ones are still on straight, getting the kids ready, making your own lunch (as well as hers), etc.... heck, I'm supprised he makes it there by lunch... he's probbably still googling over the goodies he got in the mail!
I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt and say hes not a TOTAL lazy bastard and that he will make it in by 10ish hahaha
Ryan is a member of the EQ, a subterranean SRTC clique whose intent and motives are to rule the C and overthrow it's elitists. It is in direct competition to the Village Idiots of the infamous PoHo threads. Although an alliance was suggested, it is our belief that nothing was ever solidified. Oh, and they get ya from behind...so watch it. lol. My money is on Ryan...he can't be as lazy as you all assume..so I'm with Tex on this one. 8:30-9:00 AM...btw...is this for tomorrow? :search:
Well, if you guessed 9:00-9:30 AM you were right! Ryan arrived at work sometime after 9:00 AM and before 9:12 AM (I was taking a dump during that time period, and he was sitting at his desk whence I finished). So, congrats to Ryan for showing up only marginally late today! We'll see how this pans out tomorrow!
WELL WELL WELL all of you can go "SUCK A PICK"! Jason I didn't even see your car here when I pulled in!!!!!!!!!! Oh, by the way what time did you leave the office yesterday "1500"! I was here like I am everyday til 1700 or later!!!!!!!!!!!! I know you can't say the same MR. PLAY WITH MYSELF IN THE HANDICAP STALL"! What we should be putting bets on are will Jason stay later then 1645 at work and will he stay out of the Handi-I'm-A-SHAKING-MY-FUN-4-ALL-MIDGET-PUTTER-stall! Jason is just jealous of the "AMERICAN-MEXICAN".....................................
You need to watch more then your "BACK" buddy boy................... Have you ever seen that show "WHEN GAYS ATTACK"! Jason is in every starfish-patty-stubbled-sized-meat-carrot clip........................
It is called "MY TIME" baby!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm the only Male (some might argue with that, but just ask MOMO and his mouth) that speaks Spanish in my group. In other words I will get in when I'm dam good and ready. Now Jason is complaining like the little "BYTCH" he is about "HEARTBURN"! What the puck do you think is going to happen when you are 50lbs overweight, 45 years of age, have tiny legs that can't even touch the ground when he takes a chit (no pushing power) and eats a 20lb cheese burrtio that even the Mexican guys that made it were laughing when they handed it to him.........I've never seen a human sweat that much when he was eating.