Ryan and Tardiness Thread

Discussion in 'The SRTConnection Lounge' started by MotherMopar, Feb 19, 2008.

Ryan's Arrival Time At Work

  1. 8:30-9:00 AM

    21.1%
  2. 9:00-9:30 AM

    15.8%
  3. 9:30-10:00 AM

    21.1%
  4. He'll Fake Illness And Call In Sick Because He's A Lazy Bastard

    42.1%
  1. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    OK. Place your bets (votes) as to when Ryan will get his lazy ass to work tomorrow and/or for the rest of the week. Please add commentary as you see fit.

    Today (Tuesday) he arrived at work about 9:50 AM, when we should be there at 8:30 AM.

    Historically, he rarely shows up before 9:00 AM, but for those who have faith in him, go ahead and bet on the long shot.

    We'll keep this up and I'll report back the rest of the week.
     
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  2. SanDiegoSRT8

    SanDiegoSRT8 Hotbuns69

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    Momo, you have to take into account that Ryan is on what we call "Mexican Time."
    Therefore, he is actually a little early to work.
    That being said, I vote for the 9:30-10:00 a.m. slot. :beerchug:
     
  3. Quick

    Quick Mgmt. - I can't help you

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    Besides, we're in California. We got flex time.
    I voted for 9:00 to 9:30 just because he's probably got some catching up to do after being out last week.
     
  4. Stretch

    Stretch Silver Supporting Members

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    You of all people know how it is... he has to get permission to drive "Her" car to work all while ensuring the SRT badges that replaced the RT ones are still on straight, getting the kids ready, making your own lunch (as well as hers), etc.... heck, I'm supprised he makes it there by lunch... he's probbably still googling over the goodies he got in the mail!
     
  5. StevoSRT

    StevoSRT Moderator

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    I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt and say hes not a TOTAL lazy bastard and that he will make it in by 10ish hahaha
     
  6. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    i got $5 on:

    He'll Fake Illness And Call In Sick Because He's A Lazy Bastard
     
  7. CentralTexHemi

    CentralTexHemi PUNISHER

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    I'm pullin for ya Ryan, I'm all alone on the 8:30-9:00am vote
     
  8. VIPR PWR

    VIPR PWR Viper Power

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    Who is Ryan----but 9:15 sounds like a good bet
     
  9. HEMISFEAR

    HEMISFEAR Ur Friendly Canadian

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    Ryan is a member of the EQ, a subterranean SRTC clique whose intent and motives are to rule the C and overthrow it's elitists. It is in direct competition to the Village Idiots of the infamous PoHo threads. Although an alliance was suggested, it is our belief that nothing was ever solidified. Oh, and they get ya from behind...so watch it. lol.

    My money is on Ryan...he can't be as lazy as you all assume..so I'm with Tex on this one. 8:30-9:00 AM...btw...is this for tomorrow? :search:
     
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    markus Silver Supporting Members

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    i thought u were referring to his retardedness
     
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    VIPR PWR Viper Power

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    I guess I'll be watching my back ---but i'm sticking with 9:15
     
  12. StevoSRT

    StevoSRT Moderator

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    wow...3 people think Tyan will be there pre 9am haha
     
  13. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Well, if you guessed 9:00-9:30 AM you were right! Ryan arrived at work sometime after 9:00 AM and before 9:12 AM (I was taking a dump during that time period, and he was sitting at his desk whence I finished).

    So, congrats to Ryan for showing up only marginally late today! We'll see how this pans out tomorrow!
     
  14. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    I will start a thread on the EQ so that new members have a reference.
     
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    markus Silver Supporting Members

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    hey buddy, allegiance was solidified. lets not go there.
     
  16. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    WELL WELL WELL all of you can go "SUCK A PICK"!

    Jason I didn't even see your car here when I pulled in!!!!!!!!!! Oh, by the way what time did you leave the office yesterday "1500"! I was here like I am everyday til 1700 or later!!!!!!!!!!!! I know you can't say the same MR. PLAY WITH MYSELF IN THE HANDICAP STALL"! What we should be putting bets on are will Jason stay later then 1645 at work and will he stay out of the Handi-I'm-A-SHAKING-MY-FUN-4-ALL-MIDGET-PUTTER-stall! Jason is just jealous of the "AMERICAN-MEXICAN".....................................
     
  17. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    Smart people that are HUNG LIKE AN EGYPTIAN STALLION think alike!
     
  18. StevoSRT

    StevoSRT Moderator

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    small and slightly to the left?
     
  19. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    You need to watch more then your "BACK" buddy boy...................

    Have you ever seen that show "WHEN GAYS ATTACK"! Jason is in every starfish-patty-stubbled-sized-meat-carrot clip........................
     
  20. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    It is called "MY TIME" baby!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm the only Male (some might argue with that, but just ask MOMO and his mouth) that speaks Spanish in my group. In other words I will get in when I'm dam good and ready.

    Now Jason is complaining like the little "BYTCH" he is about "HEARTBURN"! What the puck do you think is going to happen when you are 50lbs overweight, 45 years of age, have tiny legs that can't even touch the ground when he takes a chit (no pushing power) and eats a 20lb cheese burrtio that even the Mexican guys that made it were laughing when they handed it to him.........I've never seen a human sweat that much when he was eating.