How To Save The Airlines

Discussion in 'Politics and Religion Discussion' started by nevinsrt, Feb 19, 2008.

  1. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

    Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

    The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

    Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

    Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.


    This is defini tely a win- win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

    Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

    Sincerely,
    Bill Clinton
     
  2. Brudda*Termite

    Brudda*Termite On a Bicycle!

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    I think Bill really said this shit! However, with his Gulfstream, he pretty much can pick and choose the "crew", hehe...
     
  3. 1bad4dr

    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    Yea,

    Monica....:bottom:
     
  4. Brudda*Termite

    Brudda*Termite On a Bicycle!

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    I tried to judge the Slick One for his judgement on the Lewinsky babe, but hey, we all have stuff we don't want anybody knowing about!
     
  5. Django

    Django Glib, but Sincere

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    As bizzare and twisted as this premise is....... It could work....

    But, only in a man's or gay female's world...........

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