That's right folks. Ryan isn't in the office today and won't answer his phone (which he's supposed to be available 24-7-365)... ... "they're all here to pick lettuce and do jobs American's won't do" MY ASS!
He must not have got permission to come out and play today! Then again... it might be his turn to drive the truck across the boarder this month!
Thanks Stevo! I didn't believe you when you said you could fit in those flourescent pink assless chaps with the electrical blinking sign that read, "ALL WELCOME" with an arrow pointing to your ass! I could see Markus had done a few tappy taps between the Western & Eastern mounds of slap happy. I didn't know a man's ass could be so "SMOOTH". :zorro: Remember what I told you when I finished: 1) Neosporene will heal anything and you can't use too much of it 2) You are now owned by the RED/GREEN & WHITE! VIVA MEXICO 3) MOMO will beg and plead to try your new scratch and sniff (NO!) 4) You won't have to push on the pot for #2 for at least a week 5) If anything else happens reread #1
The wife finally allowed you on the internet and you want to come at me that weak ass chit!!!!!!!!!!!!! You mean the truck that has the same paint job as yours. I was dropping off blankets to the "WHITE" homeless people.
Psh...i am a pro what can i say.... as for #2...im owned by red green adn white...but its the Italian flag hahaha.... #4...you should read the post whore thread from this am HHAHAHAHAA and im sorry that the baseball bat i brought was not big enough to stimulate you...it was the largest object i could find on short notice
We are actually Department of Homeland Security Employees, which is actual ran by the Mexican Government via Bushy (42)!
Don't lie! I had no idea I could jump in with both legs during your arousal period. I still had room for MOMO, but he couldn't jump that high and he forgot his stool..................................
Yeah, they're all broke trying to pay for illegal's medical bills. :salut: You asshat... First, you tell the world where a Navy SEAL was going for training (when Rick left), NOW you go out and blab what dept. we work for?!?! Don't you remember a little terminology from the FUCKING ACADEMY namely: "secrecy", "need to know", "sensitive", "classified"?!?! I'm gonna have to cap his ass myself before he gets us all killed. THIS folks is what is interdicting drugs and supposedly fighting terrorism! God help us all.
what a tool. loose lips sink ships ryan! or in your case, loose rectum's damn near kill em! ever heard of opsec? no its not spanish for hot carl, its operational security. jesus h i swear!!!
OKAY FUCKNUTT! First and foremost I never said where our boy was going! The world already knows what he does for a living if you have half a brain and have been on the forums for a short period! If saying the East Coast or East of the Mississippi is a give away then your FUCKING the Nancy Drew of the "EQ"! I forgot there is only "ONE" agency under DHS that has anything to do with the border. You stupid "BALLONKNOT LOVER" there are several agencies within the DHS. This is the problem with you Northern "ASSADDICTS" people coming to an area I was born in and have been living in my "ENTIRE" life. In the name of "SECRECY/NEED TO KNOW/CHAIN OF COMMAND/CLASSIFIED" you are the "AFTERBERTH" of all! You posted awhile back about an "OPERATION" we did, where we went and someother crap. You were flapping your "DICKFIRSTASSLATERLIPS" all over the forum about our operation, so don't even attempt to talk about SOP's much less how much creamy-liquid material you can hold in your mouth.................................
Ryan's all fussy over there because he won a free lunch off a bet and ended up eating like 8 pounds of something or another at the Cheesecake Factory, and now he's gassy and the guilt has sunk in... as he's making me look like a light weight.
Just because I cant' swallow two $6 Burgers from Carl's Jr. along with supersized fries in my mouth don't blame me. I was dining at C-Cake Factory and you were warming your "ZOROTHEGAYBLADESHAPEDMACARONI&CHEESE" microwave meal with your lunchable buddies, RIGHT & LEFT "PALM"!
