Ryan Is A Prima Donna

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  1. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    I had to start this, as he was attempting to bash me about using the Navy autoshop for whatever stupid shit he was trying to convey...

    Ryan, remember: I actually wash, wax and perform general maintenance on MY OWN car... I don't take it to my 'relatives' autoshops to get it washed, clay barred, oil changed, emblems removed, t-stat installed, etc. :mouth:

    You freakin' prima donna prick. Go get your shoe shine box. :laugh:
     
  2. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    Some have "HOOK-UPS"! Some don't........................:guns:

    I'll remember that next time you lock your keys in the car and you need my help getting into your ride.................................
     
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    sdcarguy A bit off

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    I find this statement funny as hell
     
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    markus Silver Supporting Members

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    im jealous of you, i wish to death i had the equipment to do my own work, id have alot more money in my pocket! dont mexicans usually wind up washing our cars anyway?
     
  5. ChargerGirl

    ChargerGirl Mama / DB Geek / Driver

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    Hmm, this seems a little more appropriate for the lounge. Still funny though. :happy:
     
  6. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    What's even funnier, is him telling me "I gotta go get my car washed".

    You don't own a bucket, soap and water? To wash your own car?!?! That's how seriously 'elite' Ryan THINKS he is. I don't think his car has ever seen Ryan vacuum it! As far as Mexican's washing cars... yeah, they do... if you're a LAZY ASS.

    I had a bit of an internal struggle over this myself, but figured, WTF... let's give T-money something to watch that could explode into a war!
     
  7. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    Bro, MOMO has his own equipement, but everyone else handles it. That is the way he likes it. His fellow midgets are the only ones that can actually get a hand, much less two pinkie fingers on his tool.......That is if Yvonne allows him to leave the house with it!

    If you want it done right take it to a Mexi"CAN"! You need something stolen, broken, re-appropriated , borrowed, found, discovered or smuggled you call a "CAN" not a "CAN'T" my friend.
     
  8. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Yeah, in TJ, its called a rainshower.
     
  9. OMSRT8

    OMSRT8 Full Access Member

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    Way to go guys, busted by the pregnant nanny. Timeout chair for all of you guys, no posting for 1 hour.
     
  10. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    That is better then the yellowshower you prefer "BUFFALO GIRL"! :zorro:
     
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    markus Silver Supporting Members

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    haha you guys kill me! zaino is the only stuff that touches my car now
     
  12. ChargerGirl

    ChargerGirl Mama / DB Geek / Driver

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    Well, I don't wash mine, but then I live in an apartment complex who's drainage drains out to the bay, so no changing the oil or washing the car. Also, this is the first place I've lived where its hard if not impossible to find a good do-it-yourself drive up carwash and clean the car yourself. Add to that Dublin acts as a collection filter for all the dust and pollen from the bay area and its all I can do to find a parking spot where my car doesn't get sapped or bird shat on. Trust me, if I could wash her myself I would.

    But I DO see your point about Ryan. :bigwink:
     
  13. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    Sam,

    This is the abuse I get all the time, until someone says something in the U.S. Language (SPANISH) and it's Ryan what did they say? I get tired of all the questions at the Mexican Taco Shops, Mexican Grocery Stores, Mexican Swap Meet, Mexican Car Dealerships: we don't own them obviously, but we sure as hell run them.....................:zorro:
     
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    Si senor.
     
  15. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    I own an authentic MEXICAN bucket, car wash mit, chamoe, soap all "BORROWED" from Drew's house. You know it has to be good stuff then. I acutally prefer to wash my car myself, because nobody can clean to make me happy. It isn't that hard to use an air compressor to blow out all the extra water and the car has to sit for at least another hour before I hit again with the compressor for a final drying............
     
  16. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Hey, don't knock it until you try it.

    The only thing that touches Ryan is Ryan.


    Ryan... we went over this before...

    A pocket-pleaser is NOT called an air compressor... your member is NOT called a car... and 'orgasm' is NOT called drying.
     
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    Bud GG EVO IX MR

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    This is a great thread...good thing its in the lounge!! Hehe
     
  18. StevoSRT

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    uh oh...EQ fight! hahahah
     
  19. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    Jason,

    When are you going to stop listening to Dr. Ruth. She is really a guy and he doesn't have any idea what he is talking about!
     
  20. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    RICKY......................BABY how jew doing? :woot::bigwink::supergay: