Minivan bench racing

Discussion in 'The SRTConnection Lounge' started by Cheatek, Feb 8, 2008.

  1. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    Alright Milan, you donkey lovin' hermaphadite spankin' monkeyboy, we jacked that other thread long enough, time to settle our minivan differences right here!! Show me what you got you friggin fruit loop canadian mounty wounty turd, lol!! A pontiac?!?! Give me a break you loser, you couldn't beat yourself with that thing. Oh wait, maybe you could, hahahahhahahahhaa!!!! :rofl2:

    Alright, I've laid down the gauntlet, whata ya got there mounty boy??

    (sorry everyone but he's just been pushing me today!)
     
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    i dunno milan, that sounds like a callout!
     
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    those sound like some race fightin words there.....
     
  4. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    Yea, notice how also he's convienently NOT online anymore?? He's been on all day, right up to the point when I posted this. He's probably out spit shinning his pecker right now that homo!!
     
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    do you need my smiley again?
     
  6. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    PLEASE!!! But let's save it for later, keep it ready though! :thumb2:
     
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    ok...got it...just let me know when your ready for it....
     
  8. HEMISFEAR

    HEMISFEAR Ur Friendly Canadian

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    Listen there Scotty...everyone us entitled to be stupid, but your abusing your privilege now. I would engage in a battle of wits with you but I refuse to deal with an unarmed person. I suggest you bring it. Do you have a DashHawk? If not, go buy one Nancy. Then you may continue chirping. Until then, stfu.
     
  9. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    Just the kinda of chickenshiat response I'd expect from a friggin mounty ... all talk and no show. YOU LOSER!! What are ya, French?!?! Hahhahahahhahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
     
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    HEMISFEAR Ur Friendly Canadian

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    Listen there you pro-choice poster child...I am not a French Canadian nor do I remember much French from Grades 3-9...although from your gay response, it's clearly obvious that your family tree doesn't have a fork in it. Say, aren't you depriving a village somewhere??? of an idiot? LOL!!! Get your DashHawk and we'll run 0-60's and 1/4 miles...if I lose, I lose...but at least I ain't skeered...haha.

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  11. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    :rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

    OMGLMFAO, I just spit up all over my computer, good one bro!

    Now THAT'S the kind of reply I was looking for, not that limp wristed "battle of wits" crap!! Alright, you have now gotten some respect back from me you slack jawed open azzed sodomite but, BUT, till we actually race and I whoooop your well used heiney (you pansies up north like it in the south right) I don't want to hear anymore garbage about your Pontiac mini-whatchamacallit being all that and more, you got that buttmunch?? :moon:

    (I'm still laughing, that's the kind of reply from you I've been waiting all day for!! Do me again mountyboy!!!!! :bottom:)
     
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    pffff dash hawk...pfff pontiac....
     
  13. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    Thank ya bro, my thoughts EXACTLY!! What a buttmonkey :supergay:
     
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    HEMISFEAR Ur Friendly Canadian

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    It's Pontiac Thunder to you Shirley...

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    Listen asshat, you ever suck a schlong you didn't like? Then how did this guy sell you your gay minivan for that cheap with the fart can you told me you bought...

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    haha.

    [​IMG] LOSER!!
     
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    its funny that one minivan owner should call another minivan a loser in any way shape or form! and btw i sucked a dink i didnt like. it was yours milan! it tasted like maple syrup and flapjacks!
     
  16. HEMISFEAR

    HEMISFEAR Ur Friendly Canadian

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    Haha, It's all good. My minivan is slow and I hate it...I actually beat the snot out of it and am waiting for the intake gasket to blow since they're notorious for it. Scotty and I are just kidding even though he is a buttplug. Hey, what's the difference between a Honda Odyssey and a Hedgehog? Well, with the Hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside lol.
     
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    haha my parents drive an oddysey, its pretty ballsy, it was faster then my intrepid and that made me feel like kaka
     
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    Oh milan, hahahahhaahaa, too frickin funny bro, this is why I started this thread, for a good laugh! In fact, that's why I joined the C, for a good time (just remember YOU invited me, hahahhahahaa!!)!! Markus knows we're just yankin each others chains I'm sure, he's probably just confused why two idiot monkeyboys are fighting over who's minivan is faster!!! :bang:

    Hey Milan, here's a thought. How would you like to be an honorary member of the Village Idiots, kinda like Chris is an honorary member of the EQ. Whata ya think? I'll have to clear it with the other VIs first but I'm sure they'll say yes. Now even as just an honorary memeber you'd still have to put a line in your sig and you'd still have to attend the meetings (there easy, once a month we all get together, drop to our knees and worship stevo's azz ... Markus is always first). Whata ya think you whore mongering, white trash talking, donkey loving, monkey playing, hermaphadite spanking buttboy??
     
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    Eeeek! I had an 02 Intrepid RT with the 3.5 6...I liked that car actually and it had some pep to it...way more than my Ponticrap. And sorry about your parents. lol.
     
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    Oh, almost forgot milan. The difference between a Odyssey and a Hedgehog is that one goes in your driveway, the other goes in your AZZ you sodomite!!! But then you already knew that didn't you buttboy?? :supergay: