Since I'm kinda new here, I figured I should bring some humor along with the tech. I remembered an old post of mine that was pretty good. I edited the SRT-10 one with a personal experience I had a while back. Enjoy! Bentley Forum - - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it? Camaro/Firebird Forum - - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back. Mustang (Chevelle) Forum - - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me. Monte Carlo Forum - - -Why do I keep getting pulled over? It ain't stolen yo. Civic Forum - - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me. VW Bug Forum - - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics) Yugo Forum - - - When's the last time yours ran? Lamborghini Forum - - - Wind noise around 210MPH Miata Forum - - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics) Chevy Tahoe Forum - - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics) Pontiac Fiero Forum - - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics) BMW 7-series Forum - - - Where to get service on my Rolex? Cadillac Forum - - - Problems parallel parking at bingo. Chevy Suburban Forum - - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon? Buick Forum - - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me? Delorean Forum - - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985. Crown Victoria Forum - - - How come people never pass me on the highway? Honda Accord Forum - - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims. Toyota Echo Forum - - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's? Ferrari Forum - - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast. Porsche Forum - - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself? Saturn Forum - - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace. Jaguar Forum - - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on? Mercedes Forum - - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board? Mini Forum - - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics) Dodge Viper Forum - - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather? McLaren F1 Forum - - -Some punk kid in an F16 tried to race me. Dodge Minivan Forum - - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be? Hummer Forum - - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas. Fiat Forum - - -Hello? Am I the only member? Subaru WRX Forum - - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Wal-Mart parking lot. Chevy pickup Forum - - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck? Dodge Ram SRT-10 Forum - - - I (brutally) missed 3rd for the first time...with 2 professional race car drivers riding with me. Contemplating suicide. RX7 Forum - - - 13B Group buy full; stop PM'ing me. DSM Forum - - -Transmission Group Buy Full; stop PM'ing me Supra Forum - - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a targa. Vette Forum - - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel? Ford 2.3 Forum - - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!
i'd have to go w/ these being my favorite hahaha i hate those punks in their F-16's trying to race me all the time!!! :shifty: