Being as gracious as I am, I offered the Poho's an Alliance with the EQ, seeing how our cultures are not dissimilar. And this was their retort: http://www.srtconnection.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2830&page=6 They want some of this? Then let's give it to 'em... EQ brethern, pull up (or down) your leather chaps, strap on your dildos and crack open the easy lube... we're going to war!!! This battle will decide the fate not only of these forums but of the internet car world itself! Our 'enemies' forget that collectively, we're the Official SRT/C Buttmonkey, The Apron-Clad Marauder, The SRT6 Section's Bane (Ryan - who's also Mexican), The Carbon Fiber King (even if his shit falls off) and the Old Wise Man/Ass of The South, The MMP Brand... We've shut down the forum beginning with a "D" that no longer exists... we've caused Ron more heartache than any wife could hope for... we will prevail... Losing is not an option.
Not sure if you guys know or not...(keep in mind...I am like Switzerland in all this and share a diplomatic understanding with both groups...although I could rule both quite handily)....anyways, before Markus reported for his next mission, he had the standard X-rays done whenever a VI soldier complains of blue balls...this is the same reason for his witty defiance of all that is EQ...
Bing it on. Time to Gorilla Pimp in this MF...And for added fire power, I'm bringing along my lil homie...
He likely got that infection from that skank he purports to have tagged at Hooters... little did he know that Ryan was undercover and enjoyed every second of it!
It's on Like Donkey Kong....My contribution to the WAR is my Trained attack dog.... Here's a picture of him in action...
Before you gays ...um..guys go to war, you'll need to paint your faces and get a gang sign or flag going on....you know one that you could march or skip to...I propose this:
ohhhhhhhh momo. us poho's being the peaceful tribe we are agree'd to your alliance until you said you would force out all who were unbelievers. thats when it dawned on me. we helped bin laden fight the russians. now look. this is exactly what would happen. im sorry my worthy adversary, but this is simply unacceptable by poho bi-law number 178 section 4 paragraph C. im sure even you dainty unorganized ass-ramming e-queers can understand that. you would surely not agree to a temporary cease fire with us if you knew we would eventually turn our massive 3" schlongs to YOUR ears. we hope you understand this is unsat. if its a war you want, its a war you get. be advised that we also have a poho contingent on the west coast. he's on top of you poised to strike at the mear bat of a poho eyelash. standbye....there will be blood (from ryan's anus) thus sayeth the markus.....I AM VILLAGE IDIOT NUMBER 2, I JACK THREADS, I HO PO'S AND I AM AN ORIGIONAL POHO BRO!!!!!
The UN does not support these actions.... but well as per our protocol we aren't going to do anything about it.
hahaha "the skank he purported to have tagged" its funny cuz its true! she was a skankily skanky skank from skanksville
The EQ vs. The Poho Bros. This is clearly a case of two wrongs make and even wronger!! Jason, to quote one of my favorite movies ... IT'S FARGIN WAR!!!!!!! You icehole!! :chair:
Alrighty Markus, my PHB, Momo laid down (not uncommon for him I hear) the gauntlet, time for you to fire the first salvo. Go for it, I'm right behind you bro!!
President here... If YOU do NOT calm down, and I mean NOW, I will NUKE the lot of you... muahahahahahahaha
the official squasher has put the squash on our war. no fair daddy! we always have the premium lounge to slay bodies! POHO's.....TO THE PREMIUM LOUNGE!!!
PUSSIES...............................................Turn and run before I "FART" in your general directon! :boxed:
