Back in 2000, I worked in a different government office where this old fat guy worked but he was in a different department. He used to come over on our side and use the guy's bathroom even though he had one on in his area. The part that he worked in only had one unisex bathroom and all the women in that unit banned him because he destroyed it for hours with a stench that could kill a Clydesdale. Well, IDK what the hell this guy ate each and every day of his life....(You guys must know some people like this)...but the guys on our side were fed up with him stinking up the john for the whole afternoon with a detestable vomit-inducing, odour that would not go away even when sprayed with the industrial grade stuff. I mean, this man was obviously sick or he sat on a small animal without noticing and it had continued to decay in his ass for some time. Anyways, as usual he came by after lunch to take a dump but this time were ready for the smelly basturd! We stuck open ketchup packets under the toilet seat (just right) so that when he plopped his fat ass down on it....SPLAT!!!!!! All over the back of his legs. OF COURSE HE DIDN'T NOTICE....dude breathed so hard he couldn't hear the squirting ketchup all over the place and probably couldn't see his shoes from the huge gut he had much less his legs. Definitely one of the funniest workplace things I will ever remember... He kind of looked like this guy but had no goatee and wore glasses and always in uniform (Transport Enforcement)...but his gut was really close to being this big lol...
Do what I did today to a smart ass in my group: Went and created a paper-duplicate of a California license plate, then wrote something 'special' on it, then taped it over his rear plate. Should be interesting when the CHP pulls him over.
^^^^Hahaha...a classic! What special message did you write? "I'm gay" or "F*** da Police"! Buahahaahahaahahaa
Took a large sheet of plastic once and lined the bucket on a co workers bucket truck with it.I then proceeded to fill the bucket with about 80 gallons of water.Put the cover back on and walked away.The following day he came in and reached up to open the door to the bucket,removing the support from the plastic and whoosh!Quickest shower of his life!
OMG!! That's the best one I've ever heard of!! There's a guy in the office who has a small GMC Pickup and is going to retire this year...nice guy, but has some annoying traits...for eg...his office is beside mine and I hear him spouting off what he has finished druing the day and what he intends on doing next...i.e. "Ok, that's done! Now I'm going to print these off and get them faxed then I'll go for a smoke. <does this and goes for a smoke..returns, and plops down in his chair: "Ok, I'm gonna open this file, and drag these maps in and make it a PDF" Every day, I'm like WTF!? Who cares? Just do it man. Oh, he's going to get a shower all right....all in the name of "Retirement" hahahaha. Good one. Thanks Erik. (Funny thing is....we have a hose bib on the side of the building where he parks)
I work in construction we cut all of the funiture in the bosses office down 6 inches and droped the celing 6 inches also it really messed with him and he couldn't quite figure out what was wron for a couple days
You could do the Coke bomb!!!! take a new 2ltr bottle of coke and one mentos use a neetle and thread, push the needle and thread throught the mentos and hang it in the cap so i cant be seen cut the string and put back in the Refrigeurator. when the victum opens the bottle the mentos falls into the coke causing it to fizz an europe :grin::suspect:
Remove the seat of thier chair exposing the metal tube. Fill tube with frozen shrimp and replace the seat. In about a day or 2 there will be such an stench and it will take forever to find.
