A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten

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  1. Jeep Trick

    Jeep Trick Full Access Member

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    A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been t here. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." If you're not sure what a 710 is Click Here > http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg
     
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    mrssrt10 New Member

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    Hahahahaaaa!!!!!! I know a few people who have probably said that!!!! :rofl2::rofl2:
     
  3. 1bad4dr

    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    An oldy but goody.. lol
     
  4. Jeep Trick

    Jeep Trick Full Access Member

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    New to some of us younger guys :baby:

    Soory for a repost
     
  5. 1bad4dr

    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    lol. Not a repost. This was emailed to me earlier last year.

    Still just as funny today... :thanks:
     
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    hahahaha omfg!!
     
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    cherbear Supporting Member

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    I love that one.
     
  8. srt-4chick

    srt-4chick Silver Supporting Members

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    thats too funny....
     
  9. OurZoo

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    New to me, that's funny!
     
  10. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    Holy freaking crap!!!

    Thanks i spit coffee on my screen!!!!
     
  11. StevoSRT

    StevoSRT Moderator

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    and the sad truth is...somewhere...this has probably happened hahhaa
     
  12. JMatt

    JMatt Platinum Supporting Member

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    Sad admission:

    I once - many years ago - walked into a tire store to buy the biggest rear tires I could find to put on my hopped up Chevy truck (rading style - not mudding style).

    I looked around, and asked for a pair of the "SL-097" tires.

    Bonus points to first one to figure this out.
     
  13. LegMaker

    LegMaker LMI - LegMakerIntakes

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    what does 710 mean????? hehehehe
     
  14. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    lost in the sause on this one :suspect:
     
  15. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    That's frigging funny!
     
  16. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    160-15 tires perhaps? Or 160-75???
     
  17. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    You homos in the eq have a lifetime supply of it, you know what it's for!!! hahhahahhahaaaaaaaaa :supergay: hahahhahhahhaha :bag:
     
  18. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    I was just gonna ask whether or not this is a comprable problem to what Chris see's when he looks at red...

    ... but the fool beat me to it!
     
  19. JMatt

    JMatt Platinum Supporting Member

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    Close.

    Old bias ply tires were sold in sizes with letters like M, N, or....L.

    The tires were stamped "L60-15" and I didn't know anything about tire sizes, but they were huge, and I needed a 15" tire.

    So I read the sidewall, which upside down was an sl-097. The font, when looked at was pretty darn convincing that these L60-15 tires were really SL-097's.

    So for years we made fun of my tires and called them SL-097's.
     
  20. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    Hahhahahaa! I just figured since oil was upside down so was this. Good old bias ply tires eh, don't miss those days. Tire tech has really improved since then, haliluha!!