First Names Can Tell A Lot About A Person

markus..... the "jackmaster".....

 

ill post in a sec, my mom wont get off the friggin phone. she cramps my creative style!

 

alright lets see what we got here
R- smells like bigfoot's dick
Y- asshole like a cave
A- rapes donkeys
N- is a bit of a bleeder

 

M- gets poop in his eye
A- has ADHD
oh look a chicken

 

Hey, my name is Jason. :chair:

 

Alrighty "FAILURE TO LAUCH"! It is on..........................................

 

M - mouth usually full of one eyed tube steak
A - ass like Rosie O'Donnel after killing a case of xtra cream filled twinkes
R - runs like Elton John after a night with the boys on the piano
K - kelp lotion with white dye lover extra crispy
U - uterus donor according to driver's license
S - sausage one bite eating champ

Way to make the family proud "SKIP"!

 

I can't even respond to that... verrry niiiice!

"e-stalked"? Ha! Rick watched you take a shower and pick your nose earlier.

OMFG... you are NOT on dial up.

 

I swear, if we all ever meet.... I might just piss myself. You fucked-up SOBs... I love ya all. There's a few of you that'd fit in just right with the EQ:

Rick is the brash one...
Chris and I are soft spoken and witty...
Moe's the token black guy who got out of a ticket *pats self on back*...
Drew's the perverted gray-haired father figure with half-assed wisdom to pass along...
... and Ryan's the retarded cousin you threw food at during picnics.

Markus, Chris and others... come to San Diego!!!

 

MARKUS Where are you!!!!!!!!!!!

Well we must of lost Markus, because his mom is on the phone with Reader's Digest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats the funniest thing anybody has ever said to me EVER!!!!! just for that i will only jackhammer you with 150lbs of pressure instead of 200

 

R- donkey raping ass spelunker
Y- is too poor to buy new clothes so the ones he has on still have tears in them from jumping the barbed wire fence
A- 2 german men 1 ryan
N- uses his tongue as momo's toilet paper. clean licks man asses. nibbles on dingleberries flosses with man asshair
N- eats diarreah sundays

 

OMFG LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You two in love??

Alrighty Markus, do me now bro!

 

come on bro, dont make me do you. i just get downright mean. sometimes i feel bad about the things that i say to ryan but then he replies and im like okay fair game

 

Seems like you'll fit in with the EQ nicely then, lol!

Kym's thing is way off for me. I'm not crazy, I hate dancing and I'm not that good a kisser. How bout for SRT?

S - F#cking crazy
R - Best friend anyone can ask for
T - Loyal to those you love

 

haha then it makes perfect sense

 

I think Ryan has a man crush on you. :supergay:

 

No Jason, I think Markus has a man crush on Ryan :supergay:

 

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooww!!! Smootchy-smootchy! :dance2::supergay::love::moon::drool::hypno::hug::cheers::starwars::dribble::kiss::huglove::bottom::woot: