A man came home from work one night. The wife and him have been having some problems. He goes in the house and into his room and sees his wife packing clothes. He asked her where she was going and she replied, "This marriage is over. I can go to Vegas and get $400 a pop for what I've been giving you for nothin." Immediately the man started packing up his clothes. Surprised, his wife asked him where he was going and he said, "I'm followin you to Vegas and watching you live on $800 bucks a freakin year!!!!!"
ryan came home. he forgot that all those little boys he ass pounded the night before were still passed out. he used enough roofies to knock out an average 180 pound man on a 65 pound boy.
