My wife is pissed at me. :-)

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  1. Stretch

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    LMAO! Ah.... it must be HER car because no SRT8 owner that is a MAN would leave his beloved Mopar outside 24/7/365 with no shelter nor even a car cover... let alone be able to stomach the sight of HIS car being dirty, water stained and generally neglected cosmetically... then again, he's got an excuse... with 30 illegals living in his garage, I suspect that there's no room for the car.[/QUOTE]

    I was wondering... thought either "her" car was in the garage, as you said...30 of his closest relative living there... or he has cranked up the meth lab again... The SRT belongs in the Garage Brudda!
     
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    LMFAO...30 illegals in living in the garage bahaha. Hey, now that could make a sweet song.
     
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    I was wondering... thought either "her" car was in the garage, as you said...30 of his closest relative living there... or he has cranked up the meth lab again... The SRT belongs in the Garage Brudda![/QUOTE]

    You know, I've been meaing to tell him that his SRT8 resembled a barrio-driven 6 cylinder... all dirty and shit.

    So, its either that his extended family lives in the garage, OR... his garage is full of Tijuana riverbed junk that never sold at the swap meet... maybe we should hook him up with one of those TJ trucks that you see on the I5 or 805 with 40 refrigerators strapped on it.
     
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    The best part about this portion of the thread at this time is that Ryan's on the phone arguing in SPANISH with someone and obviously doesn't have the time to reply... he has no clue he's getting bashed. Right now, he sounds like a couple of nickels in a tin can being shaken by a seizure patient. Oppss. he just hung up in a fit of anger... must have been the wife! Watch out, he's pissed... this should be good!
     
  5. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    It doesn't matter what or how my vehicle is kept it still has "MORE MODS" than yours and still looks alot better than yours! In your dreams you could afford a place big enough to hold 30 "ANYTHING" much less you midget arz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    You know, I've been meaing to tell him that his SRT8 resembled a barrio-driven 6 cylinder... all dirty and shit.

    So, its either that his extended family lives in the garage, OR... his garage is full of Tijuana riverbed junk that never sold at the swap meet... maybe we should hook him up with one of those TJ trucks that you see on the I5 or 805 with 40 refrigerators strapped on it.[/QUOTE]

    He used to hide people in the fridge one, but had to stop... couldn't figure out why they weren't getting any air..
     
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    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    He used to hide people in the fridge one, but had to stop... couldn't figure out why they weren't getting any air..[/QUOTE]

    You weren't complaining when I told you one could paint your car and the price he would charge you to paint your sled. You were all over it. I see "WHITEY" when it works for you it's "WELCOME", but when your not in need, "IT'S GET THE PUCK OUT!" All right, you better be sure your ride goes in the garage everynight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Juan, Antonio, Marco, Enrique, Isreal, Mateo, Julio, Jorge, Jesus and Andres are setting up surveillance on your tall goofy looking ass as we type.
     
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    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    Why when you prove the wonderful love of your life "WRONG" they go and completely change directions on you! Marriage is so wrong for all the same reasons (KIDS) it is right...........................Why must women call while your at work to start a fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is it really that hard to wait until I get home to get my ass chewed spit out, ran over, stomped on, spit on, pointed at, evil eyed, yelled at and still have me be "RIGHT" over a rediculous event. You gotta love "WOMEN" much less "MARRIAGE"!
     
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    You weren't complaining when I told you one could paint your car and the price he would charge you to paint your sled. You were all over it. I see "WHITEY" when it works for you it's "WELCOME", but when your not in need, "IT'S GET THE PUCK OUT!" All right, you better be sure your ride goes in the garage everynight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Juan, Antonio, Marco, Enrique, Isreal, Mateo, Julio, Jorge, Jesus and Andres are setting up surveillance on your tall goofy looking ass as we type.[/QUOTE]

    I was wondering why all the neighbors were getting their grass cut... everyday!
     
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    Put your foot down... grow a pair and let her know you are the man of the house like Jason does! We could all learn a thing or two from that strong willed young man!
     
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    Wow... his people will refrigerate one another, but yet, oddly enough, refuse to refrigerate food. WTF?!?!

    You weren't complaining when I told you one could paint your car and the price he would charge you to paint your sled. You were all over it. I see "WHITEY" when it works for you it's "WELCOME", but when your not in need, "IT'S GET THE PUCK OUT!" All right, you better be sure your ride goes in the garage everynight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Juan, Antonio, Marco, Enrique, Isreal, Mateo, Julio, Jorge, Jesus and Andres are setting up surveillance on your tall goofy looking ass as we type.[/QUOTE

    Ryan, they're already Drew's neighbors!

    You failed immediately after assumming (or even proving in real life) the bolded comment above. You're NEVER right. Come on Ryan! You've been at this longer than me!

    [/QUOTE]I was wondering why all the neighbors were getting their grass cut... everyday![/QUOTE]

    ... and the unusual appearance of pinatas on street lights...

    Take Drew's advice! But you ain't living with me!
     
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    yep... he just stays on the couch on weekends...