Sitting outside of the Cheesecake Factory restaurant, in my car, in Eastlake, I'm waiting for my wife and mother in law to exit with "Pup" (our baby boy). When all of a sudden some crazy SOB comes running up to my car with his hands out like he has a pistol then jumps at my driver side window! Sure enough, its freakin' Drew! I already had one hand on my sidearm and if that street light wasn't shining so perfectly that evening... The Eastlake Queertette would be named: Eastlake Queertrio. This goes to prove that with old age comes insanity. Its great to know that Drew will be one of San Diego's Finest by years end. We should all feel safer...
Let me tell you... Drew running at you in dim light looks alot like a gray-haired banshee swirling in the wind, looking for victims to haunt.
woah haha...that woulda been bad...however if someone ran up to my car window..I'd be doing the same thing as you momo haha
First and foremost, MOMO doesn't even have bullets in his gun! I've seen him shoot and even with 17 rounds you are pretty safe just zig/zag................. What is scarrry is the shine coming off MOMO's chrome dome which I believe is a defensive mechanism to blind those that might attack our beloved "UMPA LUMPA MIDGET"! He will be on "UMPA LUMPA'S GONE WILD" next month in a world famous "EQ" crotchless thong (Drew's favorite!)
OK baldy... lets get the story straight! First off, I walk in front of the car... you would think he would notice me... but noooo... Tatoo is too locked on the front door so he won't miss the little woman and the Mother-in-Law coming out so he won't get in trouble. Then I stand outside his door... still nothing... I think Jason was actually playing with something in his lap... but funny thing... there was nothing in his lap?! I Stand there with loaded finger pointed at one of Americas "Bad Boys" and still nothing. You would figure, even with his age and poor eyesight, he could have at least noticed me tapping on the glass. I don't know if I made him jump because I "snuck" up on Mr. Police Man, or if he was just imbarrased because I caught him petting Mr. Happy in the parking lot!
Considering that I was unaware of his presence until the moment of truth, I can neither confirm nor deny Drew's allegations.
In other words: Mr.Happy was getting some palm skin rubbed vigiorously against him in an angrily fashion...............Drew was he utilizing his right or left jockey sized hand?
True... true... BTW... I wasn't in any danger of getting shot... I've seen Momo shoot and I was right in front of him... out of his range. Ryan said they have to give Momo a waiver to carry his side arm... but he does still get to keep the one round in his shirt pocket.
hey chris, not much, im kinda a day late dollar short huh? :tip: i was on vacation for most of november when everyone made the move.
