Griswald X-Mas contest!

Here it comes,

Again the Mexican busts his arz for a living and the low blows start with DRUG TRAFFICKING comment! Who is using the drugs that are smuggled into the US? AMERICANS, where there is a demand there will be a SUPPLY! Pay attention and open your eyes when your curious about things happening throughout the US. Not just SO CAL where you border MEXICO. Common sense will tell you it will be smuggled by MEXICANS due to the proximitiy to the border. Oh, did we forget that or are we blinded by the white SHEET! How many MEXICANS did you bust on the Northern Border bringing in drugs? Hello, because you lived on the Canadian/US borderline! Think next time you open your warm slobbering tooth missing oral muscle cave property of Drew/Rick!:muscle:

 

Come by my house later and Mi Familia will tie a rope around your waist, pull you up so your right at pinata height and we will start with the shortest family members all around MOMO's height and work our way up. Let's see how long it takes til we get candy, viagara, JUST FOR MEN formula, denture glue, a flying soiled depends, Dr. Schols inserts and your personal favorite KY lip glitter gloss in kiwi flavor. Then I'll translate all the Englissssssssss you want.

 

wow, sounds like some of the people that work in my building!!!! :no:

 

the disturbing part of this post is the highlighted area........ i guess drew likes to sample his "talent" every now and then.....:sly:

 

do you guys realize, that if one did not know better, one might think you san diego boys are actually really pizzed at one another........ good thing to know you are kidding right??????? you are kidding right guys?????? :friends:

*legmaker walks off wondering if being the mod in the "lounge" is going to be tougher than expected.....*

 

Chris, please... EVEN IF we/they were serious, we'd just have Ryan deported based soley on appearance (aka: profiling). Your job would be taken care of. No worries.

Here's a disclaimer... Drew responds to every post with short, snide remarks. Ryan responds to many posts with long, drawn out diatribes. The rest of us get to sit back and watch the show.

Nothing like watching two guys slam eachother, in good humor, about their age, ethnicity, sexual orientation (or inabilities)... generally things we're taught not to pick on people about, they're hitting in stride.

What I would like to suggest is that if anyone feels like someone is piszing you off: grow thicker skin you sissy. LMAO! Ah, I kill myself sometimes.

BTW: Chris, if you think someone is being too rough, you are THE MAN here and just let that person know. We won't take offense. Heck our job here is to offend eachother, otherwise the Queertette wouldn't exist in the first place. We're all friends and have hung out... but if we're being out of line, just give us (aka: Drew and Ryan) a PM. A combination of military and law enforcement humor isn't always palatable to folks not used to it.

 

long, drawn out diatribes[/B]

What the hell do you call the thread above! Are you testing new keyboards for Apple! That is more typing then you've done the past two weeks at work. During your Rosie O'Donnel spat above and your current cardio status did you have to take a Gatorade, Doughnut, 4X2 pickle, french fry, In-N-Out, grilled cheese, mayo with beef jerky break! Don't tell me you made it all the way through without stopping for a peek at the nude pictures you have of Rick and Drew during yoga!

Chit, I better stop and make me a few hundred burritos in low fat jalapeno wheat tortillas. izza::drool::secret:

 

Chris... see my point?!?!

Ryan, you are FUBAR you sick SOB. I can't believe 'they' hired you... how the hell did you pass the psych test?!?! LMAO...

 

OK, back ON topic...

I think we should go all out this Christmas. That means EVERYONE. We all have alot to celebrate and thank God for. Seriously. Last year, I didn't decorate as my Dad was very sick and I was in the dumps. But, if there was one thing my Pops liked doing, it was Christmas and all the exterior decorations.

This year, I will attempt to honor him with a display so outrageous that I may actually get hurt attempting it. My planning starts tonight. I plan to blend traditional with obscene, crosses with candy canes, snowmen with mangers. I'm going outside the box, tastefully.

Folks, I think everyone should do their best this year to kick it up a notch for Christmas. My preliminary goal is 5,000 lights. We've got folks fighting for our right to celebrate our holidays this very hour. Let's honor our country, our heritage and our families.

I've got a kid coming in December (before Christmas, hopefully) and I'll make this one for the neighborhood record books for him.

Game on!

 

get your asz in chat

 

wow, very cool...... just be for warned..... you better bring a bigger gun to the fight than that though...... we here in the orlando area do things BIG AND BRIGHT!!!! remember, we are surrounded by theme parks!! hahahaha

 

jason - i pretty much know you guys and your humor..... just making sure any of the onlookers do as well!! CARRY ON MEN WITH THE "SLAMMING"........:bottom:

oh btw.... i am not alone in the mod duties of this area jason........ maureen (mrs ron salvato herself) is also keeping things in line..... you think i might get rough..... i have met the woman, do not let the pictures of her pretty and petite look fool ya..... she will tear you a new one!!!! just ask ron!!! hahahahaha

 

i see it clearly jason...... i have never seen anyone go off on such drawn out tangents....... he really likes the use of descriptive adjectives.....hahahaha

 

As TONY would say, "GREAAAAAATTTT!" I have a corner lot and a good size back yard (Jason don't get excited with that comment) to put lights up on. The kids fort in the backyard will be my starting point! I hope it doesn't catch on fire and burn to the ground!