Legmaker as an EQ Honorary Member?!?!

You dumb ass! Your EQ ban expired about 24 hours ago, and you're on the FRIGGIN' INTERNET spewing EQ and State secrets to the world! Oh Lord help me... this calls for another tribunal. Drew, you'll have to take the Judge position on this one. I can't handle the guy anymore. Constantly testing... pushing the envelope of EQ standards of conduct.

This would be true if we were to try to get him in as a full-fledged member... where M&G's at Miguels Restaurant in Eastlake are REQUIRED (Ryan!). However, he'll have basically all other privileges, such as voting and un-restricted slander... plus, intimate knowledge of EQ ongoings... or is it carnal knowledge?!?!

This will be difficult to do... Ryan, when inducted, pretty much fuked up so much on here, that any initiation we could come up with, he had already surpassed by embarrassing himself so much.

Moe, he's old school SRT/San Diego and moved below Interstate 8, into the "South Bay" area of San Diego... thus, his induction was just a matter of ritual.

Chris is also old school SRT, but not San Diego, let alone the general South Bay area. This will require some thought. Ideas are welcome. Maybe I'll start a thread on that!

Larry... W-T-F?!?! You can't be serious! I friggin' knew it... you sell the Charger, buy a truck and your mind takes a dirt nap. Good Lord.

Or my arse as of this morning. While stripping my boxers to get in the shower, I felt a 'pinch' on my left buttocks. I gaze down, and I've got two red, painful, boiling welts of pimples down there. Couldn't pop the SOBs either, they're still too 'fresh'. Maybe I'll let them fester for a week, pop 'em, let 'em dry, then feast on the dried puss and butt oils!!! Mmmmmm!

 

Naw, that one occurred near my taint.

You weren't complaining before... unless shreaks of girlish demeanor are complaints.

 

You just admitted to seeing me naked. Maybe you weren't lying when you told me "I love you".