He's no "Spring Chicken"...

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  1. Stretch

    Stretch Silver Supporting Members

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    OK guys... we all know Momo has his issues, but this time he is going through some really tough times. Seems our little bald buddy is turning yet another year older... yes, I know you all think this is truely a hard event to grasp knowing his age and physical abilities, but he is doing the best he can with what the big guy up stairs gave him. Seeing how he was afraid to even put his B-day on the beloved Connection Calendar, I thought it was my duty to let all you fine... well, all you guys know about it. You see, Jason has an issue with his age. He is in denial with his true age so he is telling everyone he is turning 35. So, being all true friends to him we should all play along with his gran delusions and go along with his beliefs. After all... 48 is the new 35... right? Bottom line, I think he is just looking for some sympathy from some of his fellow Connection Brothern and Sisters due to the fact that the Retirement Community he was looking into becoming a member of, shot his application down due to some "minor" issues dealing with something about their manditory cloathing requirements in their swimming areas. So, lets all just give him a warm hug... not that warm Ryan... and let him know we are there for him during his time of mental crisis for the elderly.
     
  2. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Maybe, once you get hired, you'll figure out why I didn't post my DOB.

    Secondly, I'm am indeed turning 35 soon enough. Look who's talking about age... Father Time himself!

    BTW: I don't consider Ryan's penetrations "hugs".
     
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    LMAO!!! Don't worry too much there Momo... you don't look too bad for your age...
     
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    what do you consider ryans shows of "affection" then????
     
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    LegMaker LMI - LegMakerIntakes

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    hey momo - if you are turning 35, when did you start losing your hair...... 12???
     
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    LMAO! Um... he... er... shaves it on purpose... ya... that's it.... Ryan said they weren't taking him seriously at work so he is trying to get the Telly Savalis (Kojak) look... only THAT ain't no lolly pop!
     
  7. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    It's not the shaved head ALL, it's the height thing. How the hell is a bad guy going to take "TATTOO" from Fantasy Island seriously when he is holding a little mini gun and a tiny badge! MOMO is asked to wear a hat during summer raids on houses due to the PEPE shined ORP on his shoulders!
     
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    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Cream shots

    Listen Bruce Willis...

    You told me to shave 'it'.
     
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    You told me to shave 'it'.[/QUOTE]

    Careful... you're getting Ryan excited again...
     
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    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    Careful... you're getting Ryan excited again...[/QUOTE]

    Old news! Nobody gets excited about tore up roast beef..........:moon:
     
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    Old news! Nobody gets excited about tore up roast beef..........:moon:[/QUOTE]

    Tough... and burnt around the edges... :blowup:
     
  12. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Old news! Nobody gets excited about tore up roast beef..........:moon:[/QUOTE]

    OMG! The imagery!!!! My eyes! My eyes!!!
     
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    HEMISFEAR Ur Friendly Canadian

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    Happy 35th Jason! lol