I should have known man. I was so focused on something else it didn't dawn on me. (I work in a gas plant...my boss decided to use a backhoe to dig a small trench to set a containment in. I told him no way...pay for the mudhog as there are too many buried lines we can't locate. He used the backhoe and yup, 5 minutes into it giant, screaming HISSSS and people hauling ass away from the equipment. It ended up being a 1" air line @ 100 PSIG, but you get the idea...) As I am looking for our portable threader to repair the line ends I get the above email. I damn near had the BIG ONE right there.
I didn't see anywhere on that email that said, "April Fool's". bwahahaha @Tamara, bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahaha, now there's an idea... I could see all your co-workers getting together. Wait for you to look busy in your office and then have 10 or 15 people just haul ass past your door... without saying a word, just running as fast as they could.
Well, if Marc ever wanted me to drop dead, he'd move my car and tell me it was stolen. I would literally just die.
Are you kidding? I will scan one of the final email back-and-forths with all my responses...I am almost embarrased. No, she let it roll a while! :nuke: LOLOL. I looked out my window and saw one of the contractor diggers standing like 100 yards in the desert. "WTF???" Ya, totally seriously. We have over six hundred thousand gallons of propane, butane and gasoline 20 yards away from this particular...incident. They did the rest with shovels (actually, still are :0 ) Here is link to a single 30000 gallon railcar blowing up...that is the railcar flying through the air at the beginning...LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4Wm1B7fdVQ&feature=related
Hahaha, good one! Thats for sure, I didn´t get any aprils fools joke on me (that I´m aware off...) but some off my friends thought I played one on them, I didn´t though, see other thread!izza: Fredrik:whistle:
On April 1st, my wife and I decided to take a ride to a few towns South of us to get some their Buffalo Wings ~ best in the area. She picked up the wings went next door and bought a scratch off ticket and we headed home down the interstate. Reached our exit and I hear a siren; told the wife I "HATE" that song that has that siren in it as it aways scrares ME.... she said NO we are getting pulled over!!! Hmmm, we surely weren't speeding... What the??? The officer comes up and says: "I'm officer xxxxx from the NC DOT and I'm stopping you for your tinted windows!" My wife says we have only had them on for a couple days ~ IS THIS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE? The officer smiles and says "NO Maam, the NC DOT is cracking down on tinted windows as we are finding many that are too dark and still passing inspections." He checks our front side windows and says "NC requirements are 32%, + or - 3% and shows us his meter; ~ the reading = 34.2%. He says: "Where did you have your tinted/" Wife tells him and he says "Tell your tint man he did a great job and you two have a nice day!" After we leave; ME ~ thinking the wife is CRAZY ~ I say "Why did you ask him IF this was an Aprils Fools joke?" She says ~ "YOU know my brother is a sergant in our local police force and I thought maybe he was asking a friend to play a joke on US! WE laughed all the way home! Geesh, quite a day just for some "BUFFALO WINGS"!!!!! We get home my wife scratches off her ticket and she says "HEY Fifie BUCKS!!!" NO APRILS FOOLS ON THIS ONE!!!
LOL...my wife loves scratch-offs. I was reading about the 7 office peeps that won some ginormous lottery...cool, but the funny story is the dude that usually goes in with them and didn't that day because he didn't happen to have 2 1$ bills. Hehe, I guess he will have his pick of jobs in the office shortly
last year I called my wife and told her to get to my office quickly and bring me to the hospital...of course she didn't believe me when I told her I shot a carbon arrow into my wrist...When she got here she saw i wasn't doing an April Fools joke...
